Vasectomy

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I had went and become jaffa a few years ago and 1 WG not long ago felt the clips they put my sack in to shut my tubes off when giving BJ and asked what it was. I had never really noticed them before but they are easy noticeable now she has mentioned it.

Have any of you girls ever felt them and known/wondered what they were or inquired as to what they were, when giving the bollocks a go.
 
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No I've not come across it or noticed it myself. I don't think I would say anything even if I did.
 
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I have felt a few but never mentioned them. If a man wants me to say anything he will bring it up. The only time I bring something like that up is if I feel a lump and have only had to do it once and he found out he had cancer so had one removed but felt awkward so had a false one. Until then I didn't even know they did testicle implants
 
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Mine were 'knots' tied in the tubes from my balls to my bell-end ( approximately ) over forty years ago.
The "latest technology" in those days, but doubtless bettered since then, ( the idea at the time was to create a possibility of "reversing the procedure" rather than the then common way of cutting the said tubes, which was final and irreversable. ) However, I have an old mate who went to the same surgeon as I did, who later re-married and tried to have his vasectomy reversed. Sadly, this was not successful enough for him to have children with his second wife.
These knots in my own sack are still discernable to this day, and have been noticed by an SP or two in the past. So who cares ? Maybe an interesting thing to talk about in between times, but no more than that ;)
 
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Dr got as far as telling me I would have an injection in my nuts to numb the area and I got up and walked out......fuck that!!!!
 
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#10
The main problem I had was not getting a lob on as the gorgeous young nurse was holding my hand and she had one too many buttons undone on her blouse!

With mine, they cut the tubes (vas deferens) and then sew the ends side by side so that they can't rejoin accidentally.

On a different note, not sure if it makes my cum taste better, I've been quite getting into sampling it lately (thanks to Raddy's & tcm's recent posts) and I have to say it tastes pretty good.
 
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The main problem I had was not getting a lob on as the gorgeous young nurse was holding my hand and she had one too many buttons undone on her blouse!
Similar problem for me when I had mine.
It would have been very embarrassing if I had got a lob on, as the nurse was the Surgeon's wife, and they worked together doing vasectomies in a small operating theater in their home.
 
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Honest you couldnt make this bit up.... She grabbed hold of my cock as they do, so he can get a good go with his knife, and as she held it she said, so what do you do for a living....

wait for it.....
"I work at fyffes love" :dash:
we both just looked at each other ...ohh nice !

(Fyffes for anyone who doesnt know is a banana company)
 
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Not a chance I would have that done to me :scare::thumbsdown:
Seriously I had no problems with mine. Had to ask them to top up the local at one stage as starting to get a bit sore but otherwise no dramas during or after. I did wonder about asking for a penis enlargement while they were down there but thought better of it given the proximity of sharp implements to my nuts. Doctors don't have a great sense of humour in my experience and it might have been the 100th time he'd heard that joke that tipped him over the edge.
 
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Seriously I had no problems with mine. Had to ask them to top up the local at one stage as starting to get a bit sore but otherwise no dramas during or after. I did wonder about asking for a penis enlargement while they were down there but thought better of it given the proximity of sharp implements to my nuts. Doctors don't have a great sense of humour in my experience and it might have been the 100th time he'd heard that joke that tipped him over the edge.
It's sore enough just thinking about,couldn't do it for no one and no amount of money either :vomit::thumbsdown:
 
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Punter was taking a trip to Thailand (or whatever it`s now called) and a pal gave him the address of a good parlour, and advised him in no account to miss having the "Wax Treatment".
He duly visited the parlour and a delightful little lady gave him a wonderful massage, to the point where his todger was standing tall and rigid, at which point she asked "You like Wax Treatment now?" Remembering his pal`s advice he assented, whereupon the little lady picked up two wooden blocks, held them one each side of his todger, then suddenly slammed them together with his todger in between.




AND ALL THE WAX FELL OUT OF HIS EARS
 
#19
I`ve never had a vasectomy, but some years ago a prostatectomy became an urgent necessity, and my surgeon informed me that he had removed all of the prostate except the shell. I asked him if I would still be able to get an erection and have sex, and he said "Yes, it will work normally, except that if you have an orgasm nothing at all will come out"

When I subsequently related this to a delightful young escort who was seeing me for the first time she smiled brightly and said "Oh, good; All the fun and no mess in the vagina"
 
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#20
Not a chance I would have that done to me :scare::thumbsdown:
What's not to like?
They just slit open your ball bag, cut the tubes, sew em together, stictch you back up and off you go.
I wouldn't recommend riding your bike home after though!

Good thing was I had a valium injection first - it's like nought to 6 double gin and tonics in about 30 seconds!
Oh yes, you get a local anaesthetic too.
 
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What's not to like?
They just slit open your ball bag, cut the tubes, sew em together, stictch you back up and off you go.
I wouldn't recommend riding your bike home after though!

Good thing was I had a valium injection first - it's like nought to 6 double gin and tonics in about 30 seconds!
Oh yes, you get a local anaesthetic too.
I still wouldn't do it :scare:
 
#23
Well, it was worth it for 20 years of great bareback sex though.
Unfortunately sex at home is now a distant memory, at least, sex with another person is!! :(
It doesn't stop STIs though and the thought of no more kids,as later in life you could be in a different situation :thumbsdown::scare:
 
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Punter was taking a trip to Thailand (or whatever it`s now called) and a pal gave him the address of a good parlour, and advised him in no account to miss having the "Wax Treatment".
He duly visited the parlour and a delightful little lady gave him a wonderful massage, to the point where his todger was standing tall and rigid, at which point she asked "You like Wax Treatment now?" Remembering his pal`s advice he assented, whereupon the little lady picked up two wooden blocks, held them one each side of his todger, then suddenly slammed them together with his todger in between.




AND ALL THE WAX FELL OUT OF HIS EARS
:lol:
 
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Mine was about five years ago. All my mates who had had it done said it would be fine and if it was done in the morning, I'd be ok by the afternoon.......nope!
For three days I felt as though I'd been kicked in the bollocks! Worst bit is taking the sample back a week later - to check the procedure had worked, and hoping not to have it done again!
Still, I'm glad I had it done! No pain, no gain! :thumbsup:
 
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