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Hahaha oh I’ve no idea who he is on UKP, I was just chuckling about him pretending to pimp himself out. You’re talking to someone who got criticised for minty breath, yours can’t be worse than that 🤣🤣
Minty breath?!

Presumably from toothpaste, mouthwash or a breath mint... shocking. Absolutely shocking.
 
an poker players...?
Aye that n all 👍.. Trouble is after my 12 Yr experience in the casino and poker circuit (dealt poker to many various famous people) I'm the worst poker player ever.. Got no patience for it and the attitudes surrounding it.. My last poker game that I dealt ended with me throwing the cards at the table " do you know what it is... play 52 card pick up instead.. . Fuck ya'll"... Still got promoted and not sacked 🙌😁

No time for that shit I'm too real wether that's to my advantage or disadvantage sometimes still got me where I am today and I fucking love where I am today! 💜
 
Aye that n all 👍.. Trouble is after my 12 Yr experience in the casino and poker circuit (dealt poker to many various famous people) I'm the worst poker player ever.. Got no patience for it and the attitudes surrounding it.. My last poker game that I dealt ended with me throwing the cards at the table " do you know what it is... play 52 card pick up instead.. . Fuck ya'll"... Still got promoted and not sacked 🙌😁

No time for that shit I'm too real wether that's to my advantage or disadvantage sometimes still got me where I am today and I fucking love where I am today! 💜
Was it you that threw that deck of cards at me!!! :mad::D
 
:lol:Only kiddin...I don't gamble, would only have been there with mates for later shutting time for drinks!...:wacko::D
Best way! 👍
A gambling addiction is worse than a drug addiction in my eyes because you can't see it... No visible signs eg weight loss, crack rash, change in personality ect...
Some wives /husbands have no clue at all till the lot is gone from under them sadly 😔

As we all know there's a dark side to everything
 
Best way! 👍
A gambling addiction is worse than a drug addiction in my eyes because you can't see it... No visible signs eg weight loss, crack rash, change in personality ect...
Some wives /husbands have no clue at all till the lot is gone from under them sadly 😔

As we all know there's a dark side to everything
'Some wives /husbands have no clue at all till the lot is gone from under them sadly.'

Ain't that the truth, while there may not be as many signs as a drunken addict would have, there are some signs. I was one of the lucky ones I dread to think where we would be now if professional help hadn't been seaked

It's was a horrible experience.
 
I’ve just caught up on the last couple of pages. Glad to see that I’m not the only one who thinks Titty McTitface @Titsnlonghair is a complete cunt. There’s definitely something dodgy about him. Very odd individual.
Waiting for you to join in on the abuse badge, I only need one more for the full house of shitstiring trolls now. Anything on what I said or are you just trolling for a reaction with no substance to your words, like the others?

*EDIT* btw clittydick it was actually badge here who made assumptions on UKP not myself. I was actually defending the right of those to write whatever they wish as long as it isnt disrespectful. Of course you already knew that and where just trolling me with ya mates ;). I've been around the block me ya know, you are going to have to try harder to get me to bite or to upset me :thumbsup:
 
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Sometimes there are reasons. For a while, I had on my profile that I would only meet white guys if they were based in London.
It's a little harsh though isnt it? I understand you were possibly doing it for safety, am I correct? However it does feel the definition of prejudice.

I'm a white guy and I cant imagine being told no mate, not welcome because you are white, ya know what I mean l?
 
Waiting for you to join in on the abuse badge, I only need one more for the full house of shitstiring trolls now. Anything on what I said or are you just trolling for a reaction with no substance to your words, like the others?

*EDIT* btw clittydick it was actually badge here who made assumptions on UKP not myself. I was actually defending the right of those to write whatever they wish as long as it isnt disrespectful. Of course you already knew that and where just trolling me with ya mates ;). I've been around the block me ya know, you are going to have to try harder to get me to bite or to upset me :thumbsup:
You’ve definitely been around the block on here before. I’m not trolling you whatsoever - I just think you’re a complete cunt and am happy to tell you that. And it’s nice to see so many other people think similar about you.

Oh but obviously it’s all of “us” that are in the wrong and you’re really a nice guy.
 
It's a little harsh though isnt it? I understand you were possibly doing it for safety, am I correct? However it does feel the definition of prejudice.

I'm a white guy and I cant imagine being told no mate, not welcome because you are white, ya know what I mean l?
Safety from those dangerous blacks. Just like the link you shared about shootings but didn't adjust it for population size.
 
Waiting for you to join in on the abuse badge, I only need one more for the full house of shitstiring trolls now. Anything on what I said or are you just trolling for a reaction with no substance to your words, like the others?

*EDIT* btw clittydick it was actually badge here who made assumptions on UKP not myself. I was actually defending the right of those to write whatever they wish as long as it isnt disrespectful. Of course you already knew that and where just trolling me with ya mates ;). I've been around the block me ya know, you are going to have to try harder to get me to bite or to upset me :thumbsup:
Bingo! See your patter is still pish!... :crazy:

Dry yer eyes you shitstirrer :cry:There are only two "suspect" posters on this thread, and you are one of them... :timeout:
 
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Who's the other one? Tell me!
@Frankie couple of shady posters IMO... And probably don't just post on here...

I seen a post relating to this thread last night (early hours this morn) that was put up at 1:30am and taken down at 2am approx.(imitating me)... Screen grabbed it though... Bit of "casual" racism in it and also predicting someone with mental health issues should kill themselves... Wee shitbag current posters or lurkers... If it wasn't so pathetic, it would be funny... :crazy::thumbsdown:
 
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Safety from those dangerous blacks. Just like the link you shared about shootings but didn't adjust it for population size.
I asked if I was correct, I was not stating that was correct.

I'm quite clearly on the side it is wrong to discriminate, do you disagree?

Bingo! See your patter is still pish!... :crazy:

Dry yer eyes you shitstirrer :cry:There are only two "suspect" posters on this thread, and you are one of them... :timeout:
Looks like I'll be needing a new spring for my Acme Irony-o-Meter™

What have I said you think is suspect? I notice the gang reunites. Dont you get fed up of being so hostile?
 
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I asked if I was correct, I was not stating that was correct.

I'm quite clearly on the side it is wrong to discriminate, do you disagree?



Looks like I'll be needing a new spring for my Acme Irony-o-Meter™

What have I said you think is suspect? I notice the gang reunites. Dont you get fed up of being so hostile?
You clearly assumed it was down to some sort of prejudice.
 
You clearly assumed it was down to some sort of prejudice.
Well it is, isnt it? How can it not be, sorry genuinely I dont know how it cant be?

I dont see how blocking someone from a service based on an immutable characteristic can be anything else other. I assumed safety due to knife crime in London as you specifically mentioned London.

That's it, I wasn't being rude.
 
Looks like I'll be needing a new spring for my Acme Irony-o-Meter™

What have I said you think is suspect? I notice the gang reunites. Dont you get fed up of being so hostile?
I've had my fair share of arguements with current members on here previously... Difference being, I always found them to be pretty genuine at the end of the day...

Whereas you, I don't... ;)
 
How do you know someone you've never met will "be a reg"? :unknown:
Previous reviews (especially any of the more honest bad ones), reading profile 2-3 times, replies to text/email/phone calls, gut feeling.

In 2 years punting, 1st reg finally got civvy job of her dreams so found a second one - been seeing her last September till lockdown.
(Would however like to see 1 or 2 from here if chance presents itself)
 
Previous reviews (especially any of the more honest bad ones), reading profile 2-3 times, replies to text/email/phone calls, gut feeling.

In 2 years punting, 1st reg finally got civvy job of her dreams so found a second one - been seeing her last September till lockdown.
(Would however like to see 1 or 2 from here if chance presents itself)
With respect, even if you've met them before, each time is still a "punt" IMO. :hi:
 
What's the problem with the preference for seeing a reg?

I prefer seeing the same SP, as I know I'll get great service, she knows what I like - and most of all - no nasty surprises
I agree, and I prefer a mix of regs and new experiences.

However, announcing that you're looking for a reg before the first meeting runs the risk of sounding coercive ie "give me a good service and there's regular money in it for you".

It also sounds presumptuous and one-sided as the SP may decide that she doesn't want further bookings from a particular SS.
 
I agree, and I prefer a mix of regs and new experiences.

However, announcing that you're looking for a reg before the first meeting runs the risk of sounding coercive ie "give me a good service and there's regular money in it for you".

It also sounds presumptuous and one-sided as the SP may decide that she doesn't want further bookings from a particular SS.
I agree .. this is where I f@cked up earlier with my comment.

I never, ever suggest I'm looking for a reg, I'm just happy to find someone I'm happy to see again
 
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