The little things in life that piss you off.

You have to remember that most profiles on AW are inaccurate (imo). Services offered, images and especially 15 minute appointments that don't exist are common.
I don't care if "Most" profiles are inaccurate mine never has been and it doesn't take 2 minutes to read, things like "what's included in your 15 mins" is fine but not "do you offer 15 mins" cos I clearly do! If people can't take the time to read something I've put the time into to display then I've every right to get irked every once in a while!
We're not all lying /misguiding whores... some of us are professional πŸ˜‰

But I guess i can see how the inaccurate one's can make more work for us honest whores πŸ‘
 
Stepping in loads of cat shit when trimming my hedge and weeding the front garden.

Asked the neighbour for her hedge trimmer and she said did I see her sister cut the hedge a few weeks ago. What does she want a fooking medal, first time in 15 yrs I think it was 😑
 
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I don't care if "Most" profiles are inaccurate mine never has been and it doesn't take 2 minutes to read, things like "what's included in your 15 mins" is fine but not "do you offer 15 mins" cos I clearly do! If people can't take the time to read something I've put the time into to display then I've every right to get irked every once in a while!
We're not all lying /misguiding whores... some of us are professional πŸ˜‰

But I guess i can see how the inaccurate one's can make more work for us honest whores πŸ‘
Personally I give everyone the benefit of the doubt
Not sure where you get β€œmost” from?
In brackets I say 'in my opinion'. This statistic is based on my experiences. That's where...lol
 
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I don't care if "Most" profiles are inaccurate mine never has been and it doesn't take 2 minutes to read, things like "what's included in your 15 mins" is fine but not "do you offer 15 mins" cos I clearly do! If people can't take the time to read something I've put the time into to display then I've every right to get irked every once in a while!
We're not all lying /misguiding whores... some of us are professional πŸ˜‰

But I guess i can see how the inaccurate one's can make more work for us honest whores πŸ‘
You should care. Itll make your life much easier. We, as punters will (well I will anyway) help you.
There's not enough men bitching about the worst which also doesn't help. I always double check Services as sometimes I have to drive for an hour and gone are the days when I trust a profile. I've even had Services changed midway session...haha
 
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You should care. Itll make your life much easier. We, as punters will (well I will anyway) help you.
There's not enough men bitching about the worst which also doesn't help. I always double check Services as sometimes I have to drive for an hour and gone are the days when I trust a profile. I've even had Services changed midway session...haha
The only thing I will ever care about is what MY profile says and how clients contact me and behave πŸ‘ I'm 4 years into this career I don't need any "help" lol what would make "my life much easier" is if people could read as I first stated.
Discussing and Arranging bookings is a completely different dialogue to being a parrot all day!
 
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The only thing I will ever care about is what MY profile says and how clients contact me and behave πŸ‘ I'm 4 years into this career I don't need any "help" lol what would make "my life much easier" is if people could read as I first stated.
Discussing and Arranging bookings is a completely different dialogue to being a parrot all day!
When I said help I meant knowing a punters point of view with the aim of solving your problem which still persists after 4 year's of doing what you do. Surely if you believe your profile adequately will suffice for what you offer then persons who can't read should be ignored for your own sake. Nobody reads terms and conditions during most transactions, some profiles are a book. I'm presuming most men just want a simple service but if you're a specialist then these services would need to be detailed?
 
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The only thing I will ever care about is what MY profile says and how clients contact me and behave πŸ‘ I'm 4 years into this career I don't need any "help" lol what would make "my life much easier" is if people could read as I first stated.
Discussing and Arranging bookings is a completely different dialogue to being a parrot all day!
Looking at your profiles, your website profile is clear and pretty much easy to follow. Your aw profile is all over the place and I certainly wouldn't read it. This is only my opinion though.
If I was going by your aw profile I would still message you to check if a 15 minute appointment includes oral and sex.
 
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When I said help I meant knowing a punters point of view with the aim of solving your problem which still persists after 4 year's of doing what you do. Surely if you believe your profile adequately will suffice for what you offer then persons who can't read should be ignored for your own sake. Nobody reads terms and conditions during most transactions, some profiles are a book. I'm presuming most men just want a simple service but if you're a specialist then these services would need to be detailed?
The problem of people not being able to read even the simplist of things always has and forever will exist In this industry... no matter how basic or specialist a profile or services may or may not be :rolleyes:

PLUS... Terms and conditions are actually THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS in this industry! :thumbsup: :dash:

Oh and I do ignore persons that can't read... If you can't be arsed reading my profile then I can't be arsed servicing you... hence venting my earlier frustrations because I don't repeat myself as said I'm not a fucking parrot :hi:
 
Looking at your profiles, your website profile is clear and pretty much easy to follow. Your aw profile is all over the place and I certainly wouldn't read it. This is only my opinion though.
If I was going by your aw profile I would still message you to check if a 15 minute appointment includes oral and sex.
Thanks for the feedback always helpful :hi:

And yes perfect example given by you there.. again as I stated earlier.. Discussing or asking "what's available in your 15 minute service" is fine... Do you do 15 mins is not fine because it's CLEAR that I do offer 15 min bookings you just haven't taken the time in the first place to see if I do or not
Soo as you can see there is a difference in the way people contact and sometimes us SP's get frustrated with that every once in a while and vent to our community πŸ‘
 
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The problem of people not being able to read even the simplist of things always has and forever will exist In this industry... no matter how basic or specialist a profile or services may or may not be :rolleyes:

PLUS... Terms and conditions are actually THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS in this industry! :thumbsup: :dash:

Oh and I do ignore persons that can't read... If you can't be arsed reading my profile then I can't be arsed servicing you... hence venting my earlier frustrations because I don't repeat myself as said I'm not a fucking parrot :hi:
I would still ask you to confirm that a 15min appointment includes oral and sex. If you think that your profile adequately provides this information then good for you.
From a punters\my point of view I wouldn't make the journey based on your profile only to be told that a 15 min service only means either oral or sex and not both. I would confirm this before I left as it's common(in my experience) that only one service is provided in this time frame.
We would never meet because I can't find a clear indication on your profile of what a 15 minute appointment includes and because when I asked, you would ignore me. Obviously losing business this way isn't an issue to you but maybe there is a reason for why you feel like a parrot?
 
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Thanks for the feedback always helpful :hi:

And yes perfect example given by you there.. again as I stated earlier.. Discussing or asking "what's available in your 15 minute service" is fine... Do you do 15 mins is not fine because it's CLEAR that I do offer 15 min bookings you just haven't taken the time in the first place to see if I do or not
Soo as you can see there is a difference in the way people contact and sometimes us SP's get frustrated with that every once in a while and vent to our community πŸ‘
Yep, in this case ignore indeed. Also a relief to not have to reply.
 
Yep, in this case ignore indeed. Also a relief to not have to reply.
Yep it is, but still frustrating when your phone goes so many times and you think you can earn some money only for it to be pointless stupidity!
I actually think I've done really well returning after 3.5 months off from the industry and not getting peeved about something or other till 12 days in! πŸ˜‚
also as I said I forgot about some of the aspects to this job πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ however the ups luckily have and I hope always will be better than the downs 😊🀞
 
I would still ask you to confirm that a 15min appointment includes oral and sex. If you think that your profile adequately provides this information then good for you.
From a punters\my point of view I wouldn't make the journey based on your profile only to be told that a 15 min service only means either oral or sex and not both. I would confirm this before I left as it's common(in my experience) that only one service is provided in this time frame.
We would never meet because I can't find a clear indication on your profile of what a 15 minute appointment includes and because when I asked, you would ignore me. Obviously losing business this way isn't an issue to you but maybe there is a reason for why you feel like a parrot?
Wow your soo not understanding what I'm saying!!!... :dash:

AS YOU'VE TAKEN THE TIME TO SEE I DO 15 MINUTE BOOKINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE I DO REPLY TO THE QUESTION "what does a 15 minute booking include" I get them all the time as I know it's not stated.. But you've contacted me to ask... meaning you've still hit my phone up and not skipped past regardless if the answer on my services aren't right for your requirements πŸ˜‰

I DO NOT REPLY AND IGNORE "do you do 15 mins" as the answer is and already stated clearly with a price and everything! :thumbsup:

So.. You would get an answer 😊

Again I've been doing this 4 years and would never expect a client to travel to a booking Purley "based on a profile" that's insane lol plus I didn't say I "feel" like a parrot I said "I'm not one" as I looked at my phone shrugged it off n wrote on here πŸ‘
 
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Wow your soo not understanding what I'm saying!!!... :dash:

AS YOU'VE TAKEN THE TIME TO SEE I DO 15 MINUTE BOOKINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE I DO REPLY TO THE QUESTION "what does a 15 minute booking include" I get them all the time as I know it's not stated.. But you've contacted me to ask... meaning you've still hit my phone up and not skipped past regardless if the answer on my services aren't right for your requirements πŸ˜‰

I DO NOT REPLY AND IGNORE "do you do 15 mins" as the answer is and already stated clearly with a price and everything! :thumbsup:

So.. You would get an answer 😊

Again I've been doing this 4 years and would never expect a client to travel to a booking Purley "based on a profile" that's insane lol plus I didn't say I "feel" like a parrot I said "I'm not one" as I looked at my phone shrugged it off n wrote on here πŸ‘
We as punters never see the calls or enquiries you get. We can only express our point of view. And also going back to my original point of how honest profiles are, it may just be people checking you do offer a 15 minute appointment?
 
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@Sevenseas Oh yeah mate there's PLENTY of "obviously dumb" floating around in this industry I'm afraid! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€£
Thank god there's also plenty of people that can read,communicate properly, turn up clean, polite and on time with their wallet in their Hand and enjoy some sexy fun! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘Œ
 
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Wow your soo not understanding what I'm saying!!!... :dash:

AS YOU'VE TAKEN THE TIME TO SEE I DO 15 MINUTE BOOKINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE I DO REPLY TO THE QUESTION "what does a 15 minute booking include" I get them all the time as I know it's not stated.. But you've contacted me to ask... meaning you've still hit my phone up and not skipped past regardless if the answer on my services aren't right for your requirements πŸ˜‰

I DO NOT REPLY AND IGNORE "do you do 15 mins" as the answer is and already stated clearly with a price and everything! :thumbsup:

So.. You would get an answer 😊

Again I've been doing this 4 years and would never expect a client to travel to a booking Purley "based on a profile" that's insane lol plus I didn't say I "feel" like a parrot I said "I'm not one" as I looked at my phone shrugged it off n wrote on here πŸ‘
Does Lilly want a cracker?
 
Once again neither side can see things from the others point of view.
Sorry I forgot stupid punters only escorts always tell the truth on, what they offer yes thats it stupid men that can't read:sarcastic:
 
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The upstairs air bnb apartment thinking throwing their rubbish out of their window onto my balcony is OK 😠.....
Think they'll find I've contacted the owner so they'll be coming to clean it up themselves cos I ain't! πŸ‘
Some stupid bint ordered a takeaway then ate it in the park & littered it on the ground, including the record of her name & address :dash:
Had a fantasy of going round to her house, saying 'I think you dropped something' & emptying out the bags I'd picked up that day in the fucker's living room.
But ended up binning it.
 
Some stupid bint ordered a takeaway then ate it in the park & littered it on the ground, including the record of her name & address:dash:
Had a fantasy of going round to her house, saying 'I think you dropped something' & emptying out the bags I'd picked up that day in the fucker's living room.
But ended up binning it.
People be so stoopid sometimes and bloody scruffy :dash:
To be fair if I hadn’t of already had the contact details of the owners upstairs that was going to be my EXACT move!! πŸ˜†
go leave it on their doorstep with a wee passive aggressive note :D
 
Obviously I love being enjoyed as a bbw.... but please don't squeeze my fat like I'm a stress ball or some shit cos it hurts πŸ™ and makes me instantly want to punch you as a natural reaction! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Luckily I've not jawed a client yet touch wood πŸ‘πŸ€£
Who's been squeezing you that hard?? I'd only squeeze you gently because I wouldn't want to damage such precious goods! :rose:
 
Obviously I love being enjoyed as a bbw.... but please don't squeeze my fat like I'm a stress ball or some shit cos it hurts πŸ™ and makes me instantly want to punch you as a natural reaction! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Luckily I've not jawed a client yet touch wood πŸ‘πŸ€£
I have had guys hold on to my stomach before :lol::lol: wtf, made me so self conscious
 
Having to wear a bra under a vest top in the heat, because it’s deemed inappropriate to see a touch of nipple in public :dash:
That reminds me of a fab story from when I lived in Malta.
I was sharing a flat for the first month or so with a lovely couple, both police officers.

One morning we had run out of milk and the lady said she would pop out to get it. After 15 minutes she had still not left so I asked if everything was ok. β€˜Just putting a bra on’ she replied. She then came into the living room wearing the tiniest bikini bottom and a Tshirt.
β€˜Blimey’ I said β€˜why worry about a bra when you are hardly wearing any shorts?’
β€˜In Malta only whores and tourists don’t wear a bra!’ She replied.

Everytime I have visited since and I see a pair of perky nips those words ring in my ears.
 
Out pottering in the garden early this morning. Car stops and driver winds down the passenger window and asks something, asking for directions. I could not hear him properly and said so. β€˜Well come closer then’ he shouts, β€˜how about you get out of the car and come closer’ I shouted. He just sped off.

I was at a bus stop once, pissing down with rain, and a woman expected me to cross over the road to speak to her.
 
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