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The shop assistant probably won't lose money. It's highly unlikely that the shop would be able to see which till had made the transaction. And a shop overcharging is a different matter altogether, in my opinion.
Yeah everything is different apparently when it's to do with escorts.
I'm sure everyone would be so understanding if it was a chav that got the free shit
 
Yeah everything is different apparently when it's to do with escorts.
I'm sure everyone would be so understanding if it was a chav that got the free shit
I may not have been clear, sorry. I was giving my general thoughts on a number of hypothetical situations. I wasn't talking about Escorts.

The person could, as you say, have been "a chav," a teacher or anyone else. My views would be the same.
 
I stole a £3 lipstick from Superdrug once when I was 13. Never got caught and the guilt still bothers me.

I made a £200 online order of high end makeup from Boots a couple of years ago. Paid by PayPal. Boots never bothered accepting the transaction so the money ended up back in my bank account a month or so later. It was just before Christmas. I did nothing. I feel no guilt.
Burn me at the fucking stake.
Once got a free coffee table from homebase years ago in similar circumstances.
They took the payment instore. Delivered it, then 4 weeks later I got an email saying they could not supply it and refunded me!!
I did email them about it but never heard back.
 
Just had an email from the tree surgeon who has helped with some stuff in the past.
He is no longer a ‘Tree surgeon and landscape gardener’ but is now rebranded as an ‘Terrestrial Arboculturalist.’ Clear as mud to me tbh!!!

It did make me wonder about escort service rebranding.
Anyone offering oral testicular evacuation with deglutition?
 
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Just had an email from the tree surgeon who has helped with some stuff in the past.
He is no longer a ‘Tree surgeon and landscape gardener’ but is now rebranded as an ‘Terrestrial Arboculturalist.’ Clear as mud to me tbh!!!

It did make me wonder about escort service rebranding.
Anyone offering oral testicular evacuation with deglutition?
As opposed to an Extra-Terrestrial Arboculturalist.

I see lots of them advertising.

Does he mean he only does stuff that doesn't involve climbing or working at height?
 
How did she miss a tracksuit? Where you buying a full new wardrobe?
I have had the odd small thing missed but never anything that size!!
I've no idea lol but yep was pretty much a new wardrobe! She could of thought she'd scanned already scanned a jacket to go with some of the bottoms but the jacket already had bottoms with them on the hanger underneath :unknown:
 
Going to the bank was funny aswell today

Cashir - "you going on holiday or something"...
Me - "No I'm a sex worker that's my wages"👍

She didn't know where to look! 😂

Why can't they just put a note on my account or something so I don't have to keep repeating myself every time I bank cash?! 😑
Strange that you've complained on here about being outed before. :unknown:
 
Strange that you've complained on here about being outed before. :unknown:
I've always been open and honest about sex working hence being on TV multiple times however being targeted and outed to your local community and neighbours and having my safety put at risk is COMPLETELY different to telling random people proudly what I do for a living!
What's the woman in the bank going to do? Break her employment contract and data protection GDPR law's by releasing my real name and address to.. Who exactly?? 🤔

Fuck off and stop digging at me unnecessarily just because you couldn't win previous discussions ya prick 👍
 
I've been to the doctors today for a general 'MOT' and review after an ECG and blood samples a week or so. back. Saw a GP who is new to me, in her late 20's, shoulder length dark hair, sparkling eyes above her mask, seductive even in a plastic gown. She had my shirt off and was all over my chest with her little stethescope, and her manipulation of a blood pressure monitor was a sight to behold. I think I'm in love. I wonder if she does prostate examinations?
 
I've been to the doctors today for a general 'MOT' and review after an ECG and blood samples a week or so. back. Saw a GP who is new to me, in her late 20's, shoulder length dark hair, sparkling eyes above her mask, seductive even in a plastic gown. She had my shirt off and was all over my chest with her little stethescope, and her manipulation of a blood pressure monitor was a sight to behold. I think I'm in love. I wonder if she does prostate examinations?
Tell her you get up to have a piss every night, bend over when told and relax:wacko:
 
I've always been open and honest about sex working hence being on TV multiple times however being targeted and outed to your local community and neighbours and having my safety put at risk is COMPLETELY different to telling random people proudly what I do for a living!
What's the woman in the bank going to do? Break her employment contract and data protection GDPR law's by releasing my real name and address to.. Who exactly?? 🤔

Fuck off and stop digging at me unnecessarily just because you couldn't win previous discussions ya prick 👍
Must have kept it hidden from your local community and neighbours otherwise you couldn't have been outed to them.
 
I've been to the doctors today for a general 'MOT' and review after an ECG and blood samples a week or so. back. Saw a GP who is new to me, in her late 20's, shoulder length dark hair, sparkling eyes above her mask, seductive even in a plastic gown. She had my shirt off and was all over my chest with her little stethescope, and her manipulation of a blood pressure monitor was a sight to behold. I think I'm in love. I wonder if she does prostate examinations?
Blood pressure up a little was it? :D
Mine was just reading about her!!
 
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I've been to the doctors today for a general 'MOT' and review after an ECG and blood samples a week or so. back. Saw a GP who is new to me, in her late 20's, shoulder length dark hair, sparkling eyes above her mask, seductive even in a plastic gown. She had my shirt off and was all over my chest with her little stethescope, and her manipulation of a blood pressure monitor was a sight to behold. I think I'm in love. I wonder if she does prostate examinations?
My female doctor gave me a prostate exam. She's not hot. That was the first of many this year.
 
What does that even mean?

I believe a politician is corrupt so that gives anyone the right to steal?


:rolleyes:
It means the crap they promise to do once elected, very rarely comes to fruition.

No one has the right to steal, but I'm sure 99% of people have had things come their way and not been staunch about saying no.

I once saw some money fall onto the floor from a ladies back pocket.
I was about 20 yards away walking in the same direction.
The guy behind her picked up a £20 note from the money and buggered off, i called her and she looked at me disgustingly.

I called again and pointing to the money on the floor told her what had happened.
Once again i was given a look of disgust and didn't stop walking.

She walked into the hairdressers, I picked up the money, £30, and went into the shop.

Honestly you would think i was a mass murderer as she ignored me yet again.
I thought fuck it and went on my way with the money.
If she was having her hair cut she would be in for a shock when she come to pay.

So am i a thief as well?
 
It means the crap they promise to do once elected, very rarely comes to fruition.

No one has the right to steal, but I'm sure 99% of people have had things come their way and not been staunch about saying no.

I once saw some money fall onto the floor from a ladies back pocket.
I was about 20 yards away walking in the same direction.
The guy behind her picked up a £20 note from the money and buggered off, i called her and she looked at me disgustingly.

I called again and pointing to the money on the floor told her what had happened.
Once again i was given a look of disgust and didn't stop walking.

She walked into the hairdressers, I picked up the money, £30, and went into the shop.

Honestly you would think i was a mass murderer as she ignored me yet again.
I thought fuck it and went on my way with the money.
If she was having her hair cut she would be in for a shock when she come to pay.

So am i a thief as well?
Not according to the definition of thievery - you took all reasonable actions to try and return it.
 
It means the crap they promise to do once elected, very rarely comes to fruition.

No one has the right to steal, but I'm sure 99% of people have had things come their way and not been staunch about saying no.

I once saw some money fall onto the floor from a ladies back pocket.
I was about 20 yards away walking in the same direction.
The guy behind her picked up a £20 note from the money and buggered off, i called her and she looked at me disgustingly.

I called again and pointing to the money on the floor told her what had happened.
Once again i was given a look of disgust and didn't stop walking.

She walked into the hairdressers, I picked up the money, £30, and went into the shop.

Honestly you would think i was a mass murderer as she ignored me yet again.
I thought fuck it and went on my way with the money.
If she was having her hair cut she would be in for a shock when she come to pay.

So am i a thief as well?
All nonsense

Had plenty of fuck ups from shopkeepers and people where i might be £10-20 better off, never once have i thought nice and took it

If i have to go out my way to make sure someone gets whats theirs i will
 
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this.

In our parish we have a few of us that will do a bit of shopping for others when we are going to the supermarkets.
A lovely lady put together a leaflet with all the details and got them posted out. Some have been almost totally dependent on us, others just ‘if somebody is going can I have a couple of things’ type of service. Some have tried, and failed, to take the piss but a call I took about an hour ago left me wondering what planet some are on.
Phone goes
Me: Hello, parish services.
Caller: Good, are you still doing people’s shopping.
Me: Yes, we can help, my wife and I are doing a Tesco’s run tomorrow.
Caller: I need an onion, from Waitrose, an organic onion.
Me: Well I can see if Tesco have any when I go tomorrow
Caller: That won’t do, I need it for a meal I am cooking tonight, so you need to go to Waitrose.
Me: That is not how the scheme works I’m afraid, if you read our leaflet it gives all the details.
Callet: But this is important.
Me: The pub in the village has free veg in a tent in the beer garden, they had plenty of onions this morning.
Caller: Are they organic?

At this point I honestly thought it was a mate taking the piss.....

Me: No, but I grew them and they are orgasmic
Caller: Is there someone who can go and get one and deliver it?
Me: I can ask Usaine, he might Bolt down to get you one.
Caller: I am not sure I have met him, is he local?
Me: No but he is reliable, won medals for his consistency.
Caller: That sounds satisfactory, how will I know him, and do I tip him.
Me: When do you live, I will see if you are within our area.
Caller: xxxxxx
Me: That is opposite the pub isn’t it, might be easier to pop over yourself?
Caller: Look, I just want an onion, your leaflet says you help, so is Hussien coming or not?

At this point I heard a voice in the background that made me realise it was a genuine call.

Me: I don’t think he is free at the moment
Caller: Typical of you volunteer types, say you will then say you won’t, damned useless.
Me: Thank you Madam, happy to help.
Crying
 
All nonsense

Had plenty of fuck ups from shopkeepers and people where i might be £10-20 better off, never once have i thought nice and took it

If i have to go out my way to make sure someone gets whats theirs i will
I went out of my way to return the money to the woman but to no avail.

So it's not nonsense.
I am glad you live an utterly faultless life.
 
Sometimes, not very often, I am left lost for words.
I have just dropped one of my neighbours off for a hospital outpatients appt.
He came back out to the car to tell me he was going to be a few hours as he needed bloods and an xray. I told him I would drive into the local town for a potter around,
‘I’ve got the number of a nice lady who will help you kill time’ he said.
I was gobsmacked!!
‘Thanks, but I need to go to B&Q’ was all I could utter.

I hope I have phone numbers to hand when I am 85!!!

I drove away thinking ‘good old boy!!’
 
Sometimes, not very often, I am left lost for words.
I have just dropped one of my neighbours off for a hospital outpatients appt.
He came back out to the car to tell me he was going to be a few hours as he needed bloods and an xray. I told him I would drive into the local town for a potter around,
‘I’ve got the number of a nice lady who will help you kill time’ he said.
I was gobsmacked!!
‘Thanks, but I need to go to B&Q’ was all I could utter.

I hope I have phone numbers to hand when I am 85!!!

I drove away thinking ‘good old boy!!’
Ask him for it on the lift back home:lol:
 
Sometimes, not very often, I am left lost for words.
I have just dropped one of my neighbours off for a hospital outpatients appt.
He came back out to the car to tell me he was going to be a few hours as he needed bloods and an xray. I told him I would drive into the local town for a potter around,
‘I’ve got the number of a nice lady who will help you kill time’ he said.
I was gobsmacked!!
‘Thanks, but I need to go to B&Q’ was all I could utter.

I hope I have phone numbers to hand when I am 85!!!

I drove away thinking ‘good old boy!!’
I LOVE this story
 
Sometimes, not very often, I am left lost for words.
I have just dropped one of my neighbours off for a hospital outpatients appt.
He came back out to the car to tell me he was going to be a few hours as he needed bloods and an xray. I told him I would drive into the local town for a potter around,
‘I’ve got the number of a nice lady who will help you kill time’ he said.
I was gobsmacked!!
‘Thanks, but I need to go to B&Q’ was all I could utter.

I hope I have phone numbers to hand when I am 85!!!

I drove away thinking ‘good old boy!!’
That does also make you wonder how common punting actually is in the UK. I doubt anyone who knows me would guess that I pay for sex, and I don't know anyone else personally who does either. But as your story shows, for all I know several of my friends or workmates could punt more than I do.
 
pretty shit day today for a change......lots of homework...just kept adding noughts......astounded at all the jessies greetin about their hols........an those concerned business owners who are askin whos gonny track them an check up?.......unbelievable........Im no planning to travel for a while so again today I put some work down......whats wrong wi folk....nae fkkn character?........
 
Not today, but from yesterday.

Maybe somebody can advise. I've picked my dog from kennel yesterday, after 8 days, while we were roasting our bones in Majorca.
It was his very first time in a kennel cage alone, as before he always was with his older "sister" Juno together. (she passed away in February).

Since we pick him up yesterday, he can not bark, or even make growling sounds. He does try, but its some kind of whizzy sound, like his larynx got affected severely?
Otherwise, he is okayish but did lose a lot of weight. I am sure its nothing to do with kennel owners. He probably was just too stressed being caged on his own for the first time without Juno.

Do any dog owners know what it can be? I am sure its not a "kennel cough". (he was vaccinated against it back in February). He is not coughing either. It's just his barks and growling almost silent with some very little whizzy subdued sounds.
I am worried.
 
Not today, but from yesterday.

Maybe somebody can advise. I've picked my dog from kennel yesterday, after 8 days, while we were roasting our bones in Majorca.
It was his very first time in a kennel cage alone, as before he always was with his older "sister" Juno together. (she passed away in February).

Since we pick him up yesterday, he can not bark, or even make growling sounds. He does try, but its some kind of whizzy sound, like his larynx got affected severely?
Otherwise, he is okayish but did lose a lot of weight. I am sure its nothing to do with kennel owners. He probably was just too stressed being caged on his own for the first time without Juno.

Do any dog owners know what it can be? I am sure its not a "kennel cough". (he was vaccinated against it back in February). He is not coughing either. It's just his barks and growling almost silent with some very little whizzy subdued sounds.
I am worried.
Could he possibly have an allergy?
 
Not today, but from yesterday.

Maybe somebody can advise. I've picked my dog from kennel yesterday, after 8 days, while we were roasting our bones in Majorca.
It was his very first time in a kennel cage alone, as before he always was with his older "sister" Juno together. (she passed away in February).

Since we pick him up yesterday, he can not bark, or even make growling sounds. He does try, but its some kind of whizzy sound, like his larynx got affected severely?
Otherwise, he is okayish but did lose a lot of weight. I am sure its nothing to do with kennel owners. He probably was just too stressed being caged on his own for the first time without Juno.

Do any dog owners know what it can be? I am sure its not a "kennel cough". (he was vaccinated against it back in February). He is not coughing either. It's just his barks and growling almost silent with some very little whizzy subdued sounds.
I am worried.
Whenever a friend's dog returned from a kennel stay, he was hoarse for a few days from having barked so much at the other dogs there. Maybe your's has just enjoyed making noise while he was away?
 
Whenever a friend's dog returned from a kennel stay, he was hoarse for a few days from having barked so much at the other dogs there. Maybe your's has just enjoyed making noise while he was away?
Thank you so much Rosiant! It does give me hope now! :yahoo: Maybe my husband was right after all. I will wait for another 4 days or so, before taking him to the vet. Hopefully he will be back to his normal "richalkin" (Russian) by then.
 
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I don't know, Hannah. My husband came up with the most ridiculous theory: that he was missing us so much, so he was barking, whining in this cage, and become so stressed, so eventually he lost his "voice". :unknown:
When we left our dog in kennels when I was a kid (cannot remember the length of stay) he stopped eating - soon as we got him back home he wolfed down his food and was as happy as Larry. Pining for us.
Your husband might be right - he missed you.
 
Thank you so much Rosiant! It does give me hope now! :yahoo: Maybe my husband was right after all. I will wait for another 4 days or so, before taking him to the vet. Hopefully he will be back to his normal "richalkin" (Russian) by then.
You need to talk with your vet as it could be so many things being as he was in a kennel, especially as there are so many viruses about.
Have they changed his food that he’s allergic too
my daughters dog had a cough and frothing at the mouth after being away, she called the vet and was given a vitamin jab saying they had a few cases of this.
On allergies I found this in a mag.
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