Someone had to ask the obvious question

Messages
42,671
#3
I am guessing rather than a Tesco Superstore you're more of a Tesco Express kind of guy.
:D

I've never worried about what's what in that area because it could be a pig in blanket or a foot it ain't changing

It's not what you got its how you use it

I barely use it :cry:
 
Messages
4,501
#4
If I was a WG I would say 4" was massive. As this one statement would literally please every guy who reads the forum.

As think about that for a moment, as guys with 6" will think they are real life dirk digglers, and those with 3" will think they are just below average and not worry too.
 
#5
It's difficult to tell and contrary to popular belief I'm not particularly bothered. Cock size is not related to my sexual pleasure, and if anything I prefer the smaller side of average. Whatever that is!
 
Messages
122
#6
It's difficult to tell and contrary to popular belief I'm not particularly bothered. Cock size is not related to my sexual pleasure, and if anything I prefer the smaller side of average. Whatever that is!
Although a lot of the time a womans dildo will be the same if not much bigger than the average size.

Reading between the lines OP women do not care how big your todger is. As long as it works correctly and you know what to do to her mind and body to make her very aroused.
 
Last edited:
Messages
607
#8
I have an inadequate - i.e. average - cock. I say inadequate because I know at least two girls I have seen have had two cocks fuck them, so, even if mine were above-average, I can' t match that. I have had reassurances, which I'm obviously fond of. One via pm was she could feel my cock entirely whilst in was in her , and felt pretty good down her throat, and another said I was the perfect size, which I assume meant big enough to make a difference but not too big so's it hurt. Seemed to do the trick. Still seems inadequate to me, but maybe enthusiasm and ruthlessnessness counts.
 
Messages
42,671
#9
Dildos don't do anything for me.
+1


If a dildo is brought out mid punt I feel like my jobs being outsourced and i feel useless

To give perspective it's like me going to a cafe ordering a sandwich eating half and throwing it across the room and then I proceed to open and eat a sandwich I brought from home
 
#11
+1


If a dildo is brought out mid punt I feel like my jobs being outsourced and i feel useless

To give perspective it's like me going to a cafe ordering a sandwich eating half and throwing it across the room and then I proceed to open and eat a sandwich I brought from home
It depends where she was thinking of putting it....
 
#12
[QUOTEcomaminion, post: 1403, member: 107"]+1


If a dildo is brought out mid punt I feel like my jobs being outsourced and i feel useless

To give perspective it's like me going to a cafe ordering a sandwich eating half and throwing it across the room and then I proceed to open and eat a sandwich I brought from home[/QUOTE]
I can understand that.
 
Messages
720
#13
As we don't tend to keep a tape measure to hand I doubt any of us could give an accurate size. Not that it matters much unless it's large as I find larger ones uncomfortable to painful so prefer the below average size in a long session
 
#15
I am guessing rather than a Tesco Superstore you're more of a Tesco Express kind of guy.
Waitrose Megastore actually. Joking apart the question is one that comes up in magazines etc. and is always answered by some one from the medical profession; who doesn't really know the honest answer. One month someone says it's X and then another it's Y. Fuck knows where they get their information but I doubt it's as reliable as asking a few knowledgeable WG's. Doubt if we'll get the answer because any good WG would be far too discrete to divulge their trade secrets,:lol:
 
Messages
363
#16
By the way I seem to be having trouble with using quotes when accessing via a tablet.
Quoting is a lot easier on here. If you just highlight a piece of text you want to quote a little bubble will pop up saying reply, click on that and it puts in that piece of text "quoted"in your reply. To check before posting click on more options and you can preview it.
 
Messages
47
#18
I don't worry about my size because I'm not able to change it.
I dunno. I got an email to the contrary the other day :lol:.
Is the OP expecting girls to measure each cock with a tape measure and compile a databases of statistics? Just because they see a lot of cocks doesn't mean they'll know what the average size is. There are studies online which show this - that would give a better idea I reckon.
 
Messages
1,245
#22
I don't worry about my size because I'm not able to change it. So long as I can do what I want to do, all is good with me.
I sometimes do worry abut my size because I'm not able to change it !
I remember a rhyme from my teenage years that went "long and thin goes too far in, short and stout's what makes the girls shout"
As I belong to the latter category, maybe I should stop worrying so much ?
 
Messages
9,437
#24
To get back to the OP original question and yes I know he was asking the girls.
Research says 5.6 inches is average. Sounds about right I suppose.:unknown:
 
#25
I have 4 classifications :) -micropenises (under 3"), regular (5-5.5"), then big (6 to 7.5) and finally king size (8 and over). Its just how I class them, dunno about how other girls think of this, never spoke so freely on Saafe :d
 
Messages
11,122
#26
It's not just length, girth and shape come into play also plus how it's used. Some men think they are small but actually they are perfectly normal sized
 
Messages
46
#27
You might not be aware seeker that many men think that big cocks please women. They worry that theirs is inadequate.
That's probably because they are not measuring their cock right.

To help fellow punters here is a quick guide on how to measure your cock:

1. Get yourself a tape measure.

2. Slide the tip of your tape measure into your arsehole then pull it forward all the way to your japs eye (make sure you have a hard on whilst doing this.)

3. If you still think you don't measure up to the standard, don't worry, go metric. Your measly 3" cock will magically turn into a whopping 7.62cm (or 76.2 mm if you want to quote double figures) then voila! You have a massive cock to be proud of ;)

4. To celebrate this new discovery, take a picture of your cock and use it as your avatar. Prossies will be falling over themselves to offer you discounts.
 
#28
I have 4 classifications :) -micropenises (under 3"), regular (5-5.5"), then big (6 to 7.5) and finally king size (8 and over). Its just how I class them, dunno about how other girls think of this, never spoke so freely on Saafe :d
Are these measurements when fully tumescent, bbGFE ?
I guess another category would be Small (3.5-4.5")

Can't remember when I last took a ruler to my dick... maybe with a torch under the blanket at school. Probably should since it seems to have shrunk in old age :D
 
Messages
12,884
#29
That's probably because they are not measuring their cock right.

To help fellow punters here is a quick guide on how to measure your cock:

1. Get yourself a tape measure.

2. Slide the tip of your tape measure into your arsehole then pull it forward all the way to your japs eye (make sure you have a hard on whilst doing this.)

3. If you still think you don't measure up to the standard, don't worry, go metric. Your measly 3" cock will magically turn into a whopping 7.62cm (or 76.2 mm if you want to quote double figures) then voila! You have a massive cock to be proud of ;)

4. To celebrate this new discovery, take a picture of your cock and use it as your avatar. Prossies will be falling over themselves to offer you discounts.
Brilliant.:D After seeing many hundreds of stiff cocks at sex parties over the years I know they come literally in all sizes, I have seen tree trunk size but its been rare and to ME that's a big handicap, the WGs couldn't fit much in them apart from the tip. The other thing is length size is only one aspect of a cock, girth is another of course.
 
Messages
460
#32
Played rugby all my life and been in showers with everyone, seen em all. Big musclemen with 3 inches and weedy hookers with 9 inches and as fat as an elephants leg. But the majority are like me just normal. Jesus I remember having a hard on comp about 20 years ago and some of the small guys would be bigger than the larger guys when they got a hard on. Main thing is dont sweat about it, we are watching too many stunt cocks in porn
 
Messages
134
#36
That's probably because they are not measuring their cock right.

To help fellow punters here is a quick guide on how to measure your cock:

1. Get yourself a tape measure.

2. Slide the tip of your tape measure into your arsehole then pull it forward all the way to your japs eye (make sure you have a hard on whilst doing this.)

3. If you still think you don't measure up to the standard, don't worry, go metric. Your measly 3" cock will magically turn into a whopping 7.62cm (or 76.2 mm if you want to quote double figures) then voila! You have a massive cock to be proud of ;)

4. To celebrate this new discovery, take a picture of your cock and use it as your avatar. Prossies will be falling over themselves to offer you discounts.
Very good :lol:

A couple of things to add....

- Avoid metal retractable tape measures as they can smart a bit.
- Us smaller boys never have to worry about the refusal of deep throat from any girl :cool: (sooner or later I will use my default prossie & no offence is intended, now if I write trollop then that's a different matter but I will leave that for the home of punting)
 
#38
I remember a rhyme from my teenage years that went "long and thin goes too far in, short and stout's what makes the girls shout"
It was a bit different down our way:-

"It`s long and thin and goes right in that tickles all the ladies,
But it`s short and thick that does the trick and fetches all the babies"

Surprising how Women`s likes and dislikes can vary from place to place
 
Messages
1,245
#39
It was a bit different down our way:-

"It`s long and thin and goes right in that tickles all the ladies,
But it`s short and thick that does the trick and fetches all the babies"

Surprising how Women`s likes and dislikes can vary from place to place
I think I prefer the NE version, Ha Ha :hi::lol:
 
Messages
18,889
#43
Dildos don't do anything for me.
I stipulate upfront that toys don't turn me on, or stimulate me in any way. Fingers and tongues do the job :-)
You're talking my langauge @Strawberryblonde The only time I've used a dildo was as a prop in a role play. It was quickly dispensed with so she could sample the real thing.

Actually I tell a lie. I did once use one as a substitute in a DP I did by myself.

tcm
 
Top