Punting Tour 2019: Aspiration, Frustration, and Preparation

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#1
Early in the year the possibilty of a punting tour opened up. I had hoped to travel around England and meet up with a few from my HL. A couple of civvy matters, and lack of response from some escorts enforced a reshape so London, Birmingham and East Anglia were chosen to avoid too much travel and allow maximum fun.

I was determined not to be bothered with anything that have me hassle like restricted or long profiles. Sometimes the way things were phrased in profiles put me off like ‘it is MANDATORY you book me an Uber for outcalls.’

Some escorts were happy to book in advance, one lady took my booking 10 weeks in advance, others would not, citing timewasters as the reason.

A couple of RB were thrown into the mix, at the time of writing they are in the future, so fingers crossed.

The only thing that did surprise me was 4 escorts totally ignoring my messages about a £300 3 hour outcall in London. All read, all ignored. A lovely lady from UKE read of my plight and got the booking. She may be rewarded with a good spanking and maybe a rimming if she is lucky!!

So, over a 21 day period: 14 ladies booked, 10 outcalls, 4 incalls, 1 wedding, 1 reunion dinner, 3 concerts.

Recouperative holiday booked for July!!
 
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Early in the year the possibilty of a punting tour opened up. I had hoped to travel around England and meet up with a few from my HL. A couple of civvy matters, and lack of response from some escorts enforced a reshape so London, Birmingham and East Anglia were chosen to avoid too much travel and allow maximum fun.

I was determined not to be bothered with anything that have me hassle like restricted or long profiles. Sometimes the way things were phrased in profiles put me off like ‘it is MANDATORY you book me an Uber for outcalls.’

Some escorts were happy to book in advance, one lady took my booking 10 weeks in advance, others would not, citing timewasters as the reason.

A couple of RB were thrown into the mix, at the time of writing they are in the future, so fingers crossed.

The only thing that did surprise me was 4 escorts totally ignoring my messages about a £300 3 hour outcall in London. All read, all ignored. A lovely lady from UKE read of my plight and got the booking. She may be rewarded with a good spanking and maybe a rimming if she is lucky!!

So, over a 21 day period: 14 ladies booked, 10 outcalls, 4 incalls, 1 wedding, 1 reunion dinner, 3 concerts.

Recouperative holiday booked for July!!
I've got a shorter window so it has to be focused but the debauchery will be epic.
 
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Early in the year the possibilty of a punting tour opened up. I had hoped to travel around England and meet up with a few from my HL. A couple of civvy matters, and lack of response from some escorts enforced a reshape so London, Birmingham and East Anglia were chosen to avoid too much travel and allow maximum fun.

I was determined not to be bothered with anything that have me hassle like restricted or long profiles. Sometimes the way things were phrased in profiles put me off like ‘it is MANDATORY you book me an Uber for outcalls.’

Some escorts were happy to book in advance, one lady took my booking 10 weeks in advance, others would not, citing timewasters as the reason.

A couple of RB were thrown into the mix, at the time of writing they are in the future, so fingers crossed.

The only thing that did surprise me was 4 escorts totally ignoring my messages about a £300 3 hour outcall in London. All read, all ignored. A lovely lady from UKE read of my plight and got the booking. She may be rewarded with a good spanking and maybe a rimming if she is lucky!!

So, over a 21 day period: 14 ladies booked, 10 outcalls, 4 incalls, 1 wedding, 1 reunion dinner, 3 concerts.

Recouperative holiday booked for July!!
Exactly the way I don't punt, I don't know until I wake up whether a fancy a punt that day so booking in advance doesn't work for me nowadays at all. Nothing surprises me about punting. Hope you enjoy yourself.
 
#10
Exactly the way I don't punt, I don't know until I wake up whether a fancy a punt that day so booking in advance doesn't work for me nowadays at all. Nothing surprises me about punting. Hope you enjoy yourself.
Living in Suffolk the chances of finding an on the day punt means that happens rarely for me.
I did toy with the idea of trying weeks worth of on the day stuff but it just didn’t appeal.
 
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Early in the year the possibilty of a punting tour opened up. I had hoped to travel around England and meet up with a few from my HL. A couple of civvy matters, and lack of response from some escorts enforced a reshape so London, Birmingham and East Anglia were chosen to avoid too much travel and allow maximum fun.

I was determined not to be bothered with anything that have me hassle like restricted or long profiles. Sometimes the way things were phrased in profiles put me off like ‘it is MANDATORY you book me an Uber for outcalls.’

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So, over a 21 day period: 14 ladies booked, 10 outcalls, 4 incalls, 1 wedding, 1 reunion dinner, 3 concerts.

Recouperative holiday booked for July!!
well done that man :yahoo::thumbsup: ... I managed 3 lovely ladies in 4 day recently .... and 5 Sir Lenny breakfasts ... but that is epic ... good f luck ;)
 
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#14
Done this once or twice back in 2015-16 but with just incalls. Kid in a candy store I am afraid. I found it was the only time I started to get punting boredom syndrome towards the end.

Learnt to pace myself now to build excitement and enforced-frustration :crazy::wacko:
 
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Early in the year the possibilty of a punting tour opened up. I had hoped to travel around England and meet up with a few from my HL. A couple of civvy matters, and lack of response from some escorts enforced a reshape so London, Birmingham and East Anglia were chosen to avoid too much travel and allow maximum fun.

I was determined not to be bothered with anything that have me hassle like restricted or long profiles. Sometimes the way things were phrased in profiles put me off like ‘it is MANDATORY you book me an Uber for outcalls.’

Some escorts were happy to book in advance, one lady took my booking 10 weeks in advance, others would not, citing timewasters as the reason.

A couple of RB were thrown into the mix, at the time of writing they are in the future, so fingers crossed.

The only thing that did surprise me was 4 escorts totally ignoring my messages about a £300 3 hour outcall in London. All read, all ignored. A lovely lady from UKE read of my plight and got the booking. She may be rewarded with a good spanking and maybe a rimming if she is lucky!!

So, over a 21 day period: 14 ladies booked, 10 outcalls, 4 incalls, 1 wedding, 1 reunion dinner, 3 concerts.

Recouperative holiday booked for July!!
Marrying one is a bit extreme just pay an go...?
 
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