Preparing for anal play/prostate massage/strap on?

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I was just reading the strap-on thread and although I'm not brave enough to give that a go (yet) I have experienced the joys of prostate orgasms via a prostate massager that was a gift from an ex gf. That has made me want to try some kind of bum fun in a booking but I'm not very clued up on what I need to do beforehand as a punter. I have seen comments from girls before about offering anal but 'need advance warning so they can prepare' or offering anal play 'as long as the guy has prepared properly'. So come on girls, tell a noob what is required of us before you'll consider exploring the old tea towel holder. I have heard douching mentioned and I do have a Kerscher Jet Washer but I am assuming there are easier ways. I appreciate that some of the advice may be a little graphic but I have a strong stomach so bring it on! :D
 
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I was just reading the strap-on thread and although I'm not brave enough to give that a go (yet) I have experienced the joys of prostate orgasms via a prostate massager that was a gift from an ex gf. That has made me want to try some kind of bum fun in a booking but I'm not very clued up on what I need to do beforehand as a punter. I have seen comments from girls before about offering anal but 'need advance warning so they can prepare' or offering anal play 'as long as the guy has prepared properly'. So come on girls, tell a noob what is required of us before you'll consider exploring the old tea towel holder. I have heard douching mentioned and I do have a Kerscher Jet Washer but I am assuming there are easier ways. I appreciate that some of the advice may be a little graphic but I have a strong stomach so bring it on! :D
I know it's hotter if a girl tells you but I'll chime in - I love being rimmed / prostate massages and have been pegged myself so often douche.

All you need is one of these.

I normally plan this quite carefully - I eat 3-4 hours before the time I know I'll be getting ready to leave for the punt as that's usually when I'll need to take a dump. After a good clear out fill the douche with warm water - about body temp ideally. DO NOT add soap - your insides are not designed for that shit (pun intended). I do personally add just a small squirt of anal lube or anal relax lube especially if I'm planning to take something larger than a finger. You might want to use a little lube on the nozzle and/or your butt - then insert the nozzle fully into your arse and squeeze the bulb till it's emtpy. Then just relax like you're taking a dump and let the water squirt back out. Don't worry if you find some shit coming out - that's part of the point - if that happens I normally douche again. Then I jump in the shower. Clean as a whistle inside and out.
 
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Just to add - personally I wouldn't dream of letting someone go near my butt if I hadn't douched. I've given a lady anal and pulled out to find shit on the condom and nearly hurled. I've also been invited to finger a lady's butt to find my finger up against compacted shit. :vomit::vomit::vomit:

Please do not inflict this on someone else. Make sure you have had a good dump before and douche if you're inviting anyone to play with your butt.
 
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I know it's hotter if a girl tells you but I'll chime in - I love being rimmed / prostate massages and have been pegged myself so often douche.

All you need is one of these.

I normally plan this quite carefully - I eat 3-4 hours before the time I know I'll be getting ready to leave for the punt as that's usually when I'll need to take a dump. After a good clear out fill the douche with warm water - about body temp ideally. DO NOT add soap - your insides are not designed for that shit (pun intended). I do personally add just a small squirt of anal lube or anal relax lube especially if I'm planning to take something larger than a finger. You might want to use a little lube on the nozzle and/or your butt - then insert the nozzle fully into your arse and squeeze the bulb till it's emtpy. Then just relax like you're taking a dump and let the water squirt back out. Don't worry if you find some shit coming out - that's part of the point - if that happens I normally douche again. Then I jump in the shower. Clean as a whistle inside and out.
Cheers Quesadilla, I'm happy to take good advice from anyone. That sounds pretty straightforward and worth the minimal efforts for the rewards at the end :yahoo:I might have to invest in one of those at some point then. My relatives are always asking me if I can think of any ideas for little stocking fillers but I don't think I'll put that on my Christmas list :D
 
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Just to add - personally I wouldn't dream of letting someone go near my butt if I hadn't douched. I've given a lady anal and pulled out to find shit on the condom and nearly hurled. I've also been invited to finger a lady's butt to find my finger up against compacted shit. :vomit::vomit::vomit:

Please do not inflict this on someone else. Make sure you have had a good dump before and douche if you're inviting anyone to play with your butt.
:vomit: Good god that sounds grim. Not sure when I will get the opportunity to experiment in a booking but glad I'm now clued up on what to do when the chance arises. Cheers :thumbsup:
 
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Two early morning coffees, go to the toilet good and proper.
Then, as mentioned, douche preferably a couple of times or as needed.
Don't do this immediately before a booking as you want to make sure all the water is evacuated from your arse. Sometimes you might find you haven't expelled it all due to your position on the toilet whilst douching. Hunched over isn't great really.
If you feel there still a small amount of water in you then go sit on the loo, upright. See if any comes out. If it does do a small douche again. Pat dry with a clean towel/shower/congratulate yourself for having a squeaky clean arse. :D
 
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Cheers Quesadilla, I'm happy to take good advice from anyone. That sounds pretty straightforward and worth the minimal efforts for the rewards at the end :yahoo:I might have to invest in one of those at some point then. My relatives are always asking me if I can think of any ideas for little stocking fillers but I don't think I'll put that on my Christmas list :D
:lol::lol::lol: Merry Fucking Christmas!!
 
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Two early morning coffees, go to the toilet good and proper.
Then, as mentioned, douche preferably a couple of times or as needed.
Don't do this immediately before a booking as you want to make sure all the water is evacuated from your arse. Sometimes you might find you haven't expelled it all due to your position on the toilet whilst douching. Hunched over isn't great really.
If you feel there still a small amount of water in you then go sit on the loo, upright. See if any comes out. If it does do a small douche again. Pat dry with a clean towel/shower/congratulate yourself for having a squeaky clean arse. :D
Cheers Jessamy. I probably give it a few dummy runs first then when the time comes I'll be douching like a pro! :D

:lol::lol::lol: Merry Fucking Christmas!!
I could always tell them it was a Turkey Baster but not sure I would get away with that :lol:
 
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I love the fact that normally taboo subjects can be openly discussed on here by escorts and punters alike and nobody feels offended or awkward about it. Today I've already learnt about toilet etiquette during an overnight and now douching protocols prior to a punt. Where else in this universe would you get that? :D:D Thanks Jessamy and Dani xx
 
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I love the fact that normally taboo subjects can be openly discussed on here by escorts and punters alike and nobody feels offended or awkward about it. Today I've already learnt about toilet etiquette during an overnight and now douching protocols prior to a punt. Where else in this universe would you get that? :D:D Thanks Jessamy and Dani xx
:) hahaha yeah, a mine of useful information and on here you get opinions from both 'sides' which is always useful
 
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Caffeine enemas are not recommended by health professionals. You have to use a large quantity of coffee so that's a very large amount of caffeine some of which will be absorbed so not great if you have high blood pressure or heart problems or using viagra
Plus you are trying to clean yourself out so adding a dark brown fluid is not going to get a nice clear fluid is it so you won't know if you are spotlessly clean inside or not
 
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Hahahaha! No, I have not stuck any liquids up my arse other than warm water / lube! Not sure I would recommend it. Definitely think caffeine would be a bad idea - stimulating my rectum can only lead to trouble!! :scare:
 
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Caffeine enemas are not recommended by health professionals. You have to use a large quantity of coffee so that's a very large amount of caffeine some of which will be absorbed so not great if you have high blood pressure or heart problems or using viagra
Plus you are trying to clean yourself out so adding a dark brown fluid is not going to get a nice clear fluid is it so you won't know if you are spotlessly clean inside or not
Good point - thanks, Dani
 
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Not a great fan of enemas; did one with the shower hose once and got caught really short later that day. Luckily I was at home :vomit:
 
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Great thread.

Something I've considered is having a prostate massage, not sure about anything else, one finger at at time and see if its fun. I've always said no when a girl has wanted to put a finger or thumb up my arse, mainly concerned it might not be clean inside, so now I've learnt a few things!

If you do it a lot and get stretched does it lead to piles?
 
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Great thread.

Something I've considered is having a prostate massage, not sure about anything else, one finger at at time and see if its fun. I've always said no when a girl has wanted to put a finger or thumb up my arse, mainly concerned it might not be clean inside, so now I've learnt a few things!

If you do it a lot and get stretched does it lead to piles?
Not sure about the piles so can't help there but I would highly recommend giving prostate massage a go. You may find that it's not for you but you could very well realise you have been missing out on something great. 1 finger up there really is no big deal. Once you relax (if you can!) you might be surprised how different the sensations are. It's not easy to always hit the right spot but even if you don't have a full-on P-spot orgasm it still feels different and awesome. If you do hit the jackpot you will want to do it again and again. First time I had a prostate orgasm I thought I was going to pass out, it was so intense :D
 
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Totally agree. I had my first prostate orgasm last week. I was writhing around the bed gasping for air it was so intense. 4 fingers will do that to ya....
I`ll tell you a little story...
Few years ago I had to visit a Dr who decided that I needed an internal examination.....When he put on his rubber glove i started to worry a little bit....but he reasured me it would be ok.
I swear to god.....I thought he had rammed a fully decorated xmas tree up my pipe
And that was ONE fkin finger!!!!!!
 
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I`ll tell you a little story...
Few years ago I had to visit a Dr who decided that I needed an internal examination.....When he put on his rubber glove i started to worry a little bit....but he reasured me it would be ok.
I swear to god.....I thought he had rammed a fully decorated xmas tree up my pipe
And that was ONE fkin finger!!!!!!
Did he use his Sonic Screwdriver? :D Maybe bum fun isn't for you. I guess it isn't for everyone. I seriously thought I would never let anything near my bum but I am slowly opening up to the idea (pun most definitely intended!)
 
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Two early morning coffees, go to the toilet good and proper.
Then, as mentioned, douche preferably a couple of times or as needed.
Don't do this immediately before a booking as you want to make sure all the water is evacuated from your arse. Sometimes you might find you haven't expelled it all due to your position on the toilet whilst douching. Hunched over isn't great really.
If you feel there still a small amount of water in you then go sit on the loo, upright. See if any comes out. If it does do a small douche again. Pat dry with a clean towel/shower/congratulate yourself for having a squeaky clean arse. :D
Might have to see if I can congratulate you for that in person at some point. ;) Great pro tips too.
 
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We didn't use the strapon in the end.
Instead I got to experience the run of her toys.... anal beads, a buttplug and then a vibrating buttplug. Which gave me the most spectacular orgasm ever.
I have been trying to find an article I read a while ago about prostate orgasms and male multiple orgasms that had some really good advice. I've not been able to find it again yet but thought I would add this (mainly because the woman is a bit of a milf :D)

 
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She can play with my prostate any day Hank!
Exactly! I have watched it several times despite already knowing everything she says ;) There's tons more videos on love honey with her demonstrating various toys (sadly not demonstrating them in the way that you are probably hoping :()
 
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I was just reading the strap-on thread and although I'm not brave enough to give that a go (yet) I have experienced the joys of prostate orgasms via a prostate massager that was a gift from an ex gf. That has made me want to try some kind of bum fun in a booking but I'm not very clued up on what I need to do beforehand as a punter. I have seen comments from girls before about offering anal but 'need advance warning so they can prepare' or offering anal play 'as long as the guy has prepared properly'. So come on girls, tell a noob what is required of us before you'll consider exploring the old tea towel holder. I have heard douching mentioned and I do have a Kerscher Jet Washer but I am assuming there are easier ways. I appreciate that some of the advice may be a little graphic but I have a strong stomach so bring it on! :D
Not sure at all!
 
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I have been trying to find an article I read a while ago about prostate orgasms and male multiple orgasms that had some really good advice. I've not been able to find it again yet but thought I would add this (mainly because the woman is a bit of a milf :D)

I'm sure she was on the verge of a fit of the giggles at one point
 
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