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A guy passed out, mentioned elsewhere on here I think already, couldnt cope with poppers. I slapped him, I chucked cold water on his face and he came round. . Had he not then I would have immediatley called 999 as my next step after rolling him on his side if possible, he was a really big guy and on the floor against the door so I had to use my whole weight to shove him away from the door to get it open a crack enough for me to squeeze through and grab some water and my phone, hurt my boobs on the way through. The entire episode probably lasted less than two minutes from pass out to coming round but felt like an age

If someone takes a turn for the worse you have an automatic reaction but shitting hell, you would have to call 999, what on earth else could you do???

I have often wondered what a client would do should I take a funny turn, would they help, call 999 or just leave me there then call 999 from a payphone when they got to the next down half an hour down the road to cover their own arses.
 
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I always have this discussion with clients when little things happen... would i drag them out naked into the street? (highly unlikely but this makes me laugh) They'd be fine on my watch this is my expertise, the good old kiss of life.
 
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I have had one but he doesn't want me to discuss it anymore so I wont. I do have a few elderly gents with heart problems so we have decided if anything happens I will call an ambulance but say I found them wandering around outside in pain and brought them into mine and if their partner asks what they were doing in my area anyway they can say they were visiting the model railway shop on the corner.
 
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Yep.
Twice...
One a few years ago and it was a group booking.
And another earlier this year. The guy tripped over the step as he was leaving after the punt- cut his head open and deep. I brought him in- offered him a drink. Tried to stem the bleeding as much as I could and took him to the nearest hospital and sat with him for 2 hours whilst he got stitches xxx
 
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I always have this discussion with clients when little things happen... would i drag them out naked into the street? (highly unlikely but this makes me laugh) They'd be fine on my watch this is my expertise, the good old kiss of life.
I ask them to make sure my pants are on, especially if it is cold outside. I also tell them to ditch my punting phone and give them the login details to remotely delete my Internet history :sarcastic:
 
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Yep.
Twice...
One a few years ago and it was a group booking.
And another earlier this year. The guy tripped over the step as he was leaving after the punt- cut his head open and deep. I brought him in- offered him a drink. Tried to stem the bleeding as much as I could and took him to the nearest hospital and sat with him for 2 hours whilst he got stitches xxx
Definitely above and beyond the call of duty. Really good of you :thumbsup:
 
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This is something that worries me - I once had a massive allergic reaction (not during a punt). I tell the girls that I see regularly that if I say I feel unwell and go red then call an ambulance. I would hope that basic caring instincts would see a punter care for a girl if she was taken ill.
 
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About one year ago I did an out call at a disabled guy home and mid punt he suddenly felt sick and started to puke what he ate for tea in a pub along with few pints:( I jumped and grabbed and hold his head over a small bin he had in his room then cleaned all the mess for him. Obviously the poor guy was embarassed but i was just feeling very sorry for him and didnt had any issues with the vomit or smell. Thats the biggest medical emergency I've experienced, thanks God :)
 
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I had a gentlemen break his achilles bone when walking up my stairs, heard a crack and he fell.... he tried to convince me he was ok and continue with the booking, even paid me and tried to get undressed, I could see he was in pain and offered to call help he said no thank you but left without doing anything and wouldn't accept a refund.... He came to see me again about a year and a half later with a massive scar up his ankle where he had to have multiple operations to fix it, couldn't believe it!


Also speaking for someone else (my friend Alison who is currently away due to illness herself) had a client die on her, yes thats right die on her... I will never forget the phone call when I was waiting for her to see me "Mandy I'm so sorry I can't make it, my client has just died" WTF! Turns out she saw this elderly gentleman, did everything no problems, at the end after they had finished he went into the bathroom to clean himself up, never came back out, she went to check on him and found him dead. Turned out he had a heart attack - she must have fucked him good lol bless his soul.

The aftermath of that was I no she was interviewed by the police but all cleared as text messages were proof of why she was there so a little tip girls if ever it happens don't panic, just call 999.
 
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I have often wondered what a client would do should I take a funny turn, would they help, call 999 or just leave me there then call 999 from a payphone when they got to the next down half an hour down the road to cover their own arses.
I would try and help and wait with you until the ambulance arrived . To leave you there to me would be totally wrong and only a scum bag would leave you
 
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A girl told me she had a punter who had an asthma attack but didnt have his medication on him......she had to run out to his car to get it
 
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One girl told me that when she once visited an elderly punter for the first time she asked him what she should do if he had a heart attack. She said that he replied "Get dressed quick, bugger off and leave the front door open, and when you`re 2 miles up the road dial 999"
 
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I had a gentlemen break his achilles bone when walking up my stairs, heard a crack and he fell.... he tried to convince me he was ok and continue with the booking, even paid me and tried to get undressed, I could see he was in pain and offered to call help he said no thank you but left without doing anything and wouldn't accept a refund.... He came to see me again about a year and a half later with a massive scar up his ankle where he had to have multiple operations to fix it, couldn't believe it!


Also speaking for someone else (my friend Alison who is currently away due to illness herself) had a client die on her, yes thats right die on her... I will never forget the phone call when I was waiting for her to see me "Mandy I'm so sorry I can't make it, my client has just died" WTF! Turns out she saw this elderly gentleman, did everything no problems, at the end after they had finished he went into the bathroom to clean himself up, never came back out, she went to check on him and found him dead. Turned out he had a heart attack - she must have fucked him good lol bless his soul.

The aftermath of that was I no she was interviewed by the police but all cleared as text messages were proof of why she was there so a little tip girls if ever it happens don't panic, just call 999.
I hope this doesn't come across as inappropriate - more an example of my macabre humour - but I've always said that when it's time to go, I'd like a young hottie on my tip riding me out.
Some French scriptwriter nicked this idea two years ago in Jeune et Jolie. Unfortunately, a dreadful movie, other than for a brief cameo by Charlotte Rampling towards the end.
 
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I hope this doesn't come across as inappropriate - more an example of my macabre humour - but I've always said that when it's time to go, I'd like a young hottie on my tip riding me out.
Some French scriptwriter nicked this idea two years ago in Jeune et Jolie. Unfortunately, a dreadful movie, other than for a brief cameo by Charlotte Rampling towards the end.
I was going to say what a good way to go but didn't want to seem disrespectful :D
 
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I would try and help and wait with you until the ambulance arrived . To leave you there to me would be totally wrong and only a scum bag would leave you
I think most guys would be decent too, there are those that would panic though especially if it was something like a fall off the bed and clunked head on side table or something x
 
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I think most guys would be decent too, there are those that would panic though especially if it was something like a fall off the bed and clunked head on side table or something x
I would no doubt panic but like most guys there is no way I would leave you or any other escort alone
 
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#28
This is something that I am quite concerned about and am always relieved when driving away from a punt.

That's why I always have my proper phone on me and my wallet for identification. I even showed a regular of mine how to bypass the log in code on my iPhone to get the emergency contact numbers!

For those that are interested, if you have iOS8 you open the Health app, put in your emergency contact details, then when someone looks at your log in screen there is an "emergency" tab at the bottom. Press that and it gives a tab "Medical ID" with all your allergies, blood group, medical history and contact numbers - whatever you want to put in really.
 
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Two flights, one train, one car accident and numerous incidents of people collapsing in the street/airports etc, but I've never had to resuss a WG :)

I did think I might have to resuss MssKDD during a prolonged DeepThroat session, but the lass didn't even tear up.
 
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I think most guys would be decent too, there are those that would panic though especially if it was something like a fall off the bed and clunked head on side table or something x
Ah yes, reminds me of a lovely evening with one of my regs, our first overnight in fact. There she was casually sitting on the edge of the bed chatting to me one minute, then the next it was like she was a puppet with the strings cut, she just passed out and nose dived off the bed. Fortunately I had a fairly thick rug on my hardwood floor at the time otherwise it would have been a fairly nasty face plant.

Checked her pulse and put her in the recovery position, was about to phone an ambulance when she came round. Seems that she had forgotten to pack a refill for her asthma inhaler. Decided to take her to A&E just to be on the safe side, and so our wonderful overnight became a little adventure - for three hours in the waiting room with the drunks at the hospital.

Eventually got seen by a doctor, who had no explanation for the low bp but gave her some medication for her asthma and a spare for her inhaler and sent us on our merry way. She was certainly well enough to shag me senseless when we got back - though I was constantly worried she'd pass out on me again she insisted sex would raise her blood pressure and as she was mid way through her PhD in complementary medicine at the time I figure she knew best. :D
 
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Following a punt in which she was complaining of a pain in her back, an old regular who didn't speak much English contacted me to say she had been taken in to hospital. But didn't understand what they were saying
I picked up some hospital provisions fruit and drinks etc and went to visit her.
I told the nurse I was a neighbour and asked to be told what was the problem
It was a urinary tract blockage that required surgery the next morning
I managed to make myself understood to the WG so she knew what would be happening
I did shit a brick whilst I was there though
 
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Following a punt in which she was complaining of a pain in her back, an old regular who didn't speak much English contacted me to say she had been taken in to hospital. But didn't understand what they were saying
I picked up some hospital provisions fruit and drinks etc and went to visit her.
I told the nurse I was a neighbour and asked to be told what was the problem
It was a urinary tract blockage that required surgery the next morning
I managed to make myself understood to the WG so she knew what would be happening
I did shit a brick whilst I was there though
You shat a brick and she pissed a stone. :)
Sounds like one for the fetish page.
 
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