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#2
I find that hard to answer as I don't find anything kinky anymore. It's all become quite normal. Now if you want the worst it has to be white pants frog man. He sounds very normal via email and on the phone saying he has new big white pants he wants you to wear. No problem right? Wrong as he forgets to mention that when he turns up he has half a dozen frogs in a box he wants to put down those white pants and get you to try and squash them by sitting on them. I had a right go at him about cruelty and how he needs specialist help as I was throwing him out
 
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#3
Act out a rape fantasy with a gf. She really loved the idea and so wanted me to do it but apparently it had to be a realistic as possible for her (me sneaking into her flat, wearing a balaclava, her begging me to stop etc) but I just couldn't do it. Even though I knew what a turn on it was for her it just felt so wrong :unknown: She was disappointed but we decided to just have 'rough sex' instead. I'm too 'fluffy' even for that though and we gave that up as a bad job :D To make up for it I eased her into her first anal experience instead and she was chuffed to bits :D (I was pretty pleased too I might add :yahoo:)
 
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Act out a rape fantasy with a gf. She really loved the idea and so wanted me to do it but apparently it had to be a realistic as possible for her (me sneaking into her flat, wearing a balaclava, her begging me to stop etc) but I just couldn't do it. Even though I knew what a turn on it was for her it just felt so wrong :unknown: She was disappointed but we decided to just have 'rough sex' instead. I'm too 'fluffy' even for that though and we gave that up as a bad job :D To make up for it I eased her into her first anal experience instead and she was chuffed to bits :D (I was pretty pleased too I might add :yahoo:)
On my HL. Having done it before with an ex GF about 15 years ago it was one of the most intense roleplays of my life and wish to reenact it, though of course there must be 100% trust there.
I'm a massive fluffy too, but just managed to hold the persona (i'm no stranger to roleplay).
Oh yea, it was her suggestion.
 
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EnglishPhoebe

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If it had been one of those triangular slices you get I would have been very tempted instead to have got you face down ass in the air and wedge it in between your cheeks and ate it like that.

Not sure if I am more hungrier or hornier now :D
Something we can do one day perhaps ;)
 
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~LittleMissOrla~

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I find that hard to answer as I don't find anything kinky anymore. It's all become quite normal. Now if you want the worst it has to be white pants frog man. He sounds very normal via email and on the phone saying he has new big white pants he wants you to wear. No problem right? Wrong as he forgets to mention that when he turns up he has half a dozen frogs in a box he wants to put down those white pants and get you to try and squash them by sitting on them. I had a right go at him about cruelty and how he needs specialist help as I was throwing him out
That's horrible!

I'm not sure what mine is. I've had requests for a brutal rape fantasy (he wanted bareback so no chance), somebody who wanted me to tie him up with 100 pairs of tights and just leave (I said no because I didn't want to be responsible for him not being able to escape at all, he didn't want me to untie him at the end of the booking). I'm sure there's more.
 
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#27
Fuck me !, Ive seen bug squashing, Frog squashing, whatever next...no dont go there you wont want to think of whats just crossed my mind.

Oh OK then, has anyone asked you to wank off their jack russell while wearing just a pair of bright yellow wellies while singing the national anthem:scare:
in the rain !

WTF is wrong with me!
 
#28
Wear his mothers wedding dress, veil and garter for the length of the booking, he even had a wedding photo of them (his mum and dad) on his bedside table!
The worst kinkiest whatever you want to call this request i had was a guy wanted me to inject cat or dog shit into his japs eye WHAT THE FUCK!
There are kinkier things i have done but find it hard to type about it because it just reads wrong lol
 
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#29
Wear his mothers wedding dress, veil and garter for the length of the booking, he even had a wedding photo of them (his mum and dad) on his bedside table!
The worst kinkiest whatever you want to call this request i had was a guy wanted me to inject cat or dog shit into his japs eye WHAT THE FUCK!
There are kinkier things i have done but find it hard to type about it because it just reads wrong lol
That is some pretty messed up shit!! (in his Jap's eye :))
 
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Butter wouldn't melt

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I'm UOTE="arte et marte, post: 13937, member: 291"]he had pictures of his real sheep, Betsy & Betty boop he called them[/QUOTE]
I'm scared for his sheep :crazy:
 
#33
I've had some weird requests, but nothing weird in person, thankfully. I've had some people ask me to fuck them and another family member in a threesome (me and their dad etc) and I've had people ask me to fuck their dog:vomit: but I've never had to squirt water at a sheep shagging farmer?!!!? Thankfully the "kinkiest" thing I've done in a booking really turned me on - daddy/daughter roleplay fantasy where I had to keep protesting about how wrong it was.... Not quite rape fantasy, more reluctant enjoyment. Was fun!
 
#34
I've had some weird requests, but nothing weird in person, thankfully. I've had some people ask me to fuck them and another family member in a threesome (me and their dad etc) and I've had people ask me to fuck their dog:vomit: but I've never had to squirt water at a sheep shagging farmer?!!!? Thankfully the "kinkiest" thing I've done in a booking really turned me on - daddy/daughter roleplay fantasy where I had to keep protesting about how wrong it was.... Not quite rape fantasy, more reluctant enjoyment. Was fun!
my funniest one was the fruit, it started off as a phonechat booking asking me to pretend to be a banana, halfway through he asked if it be a real time booking, when he arrived he had a life size banana costume for me to wear, I had to stand in it wiggling about repeating peel me, saw him several times always had different fruit costumes
 
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Butter wouldn't melt

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.... I've been chased around a flat dressed in a rabbit onesie which he then ripped off me...... so funny....... use your imagination where the carrot went :lol:

Not sure if you would class it as kinky but met a booking in loos in a certain King's Cross museum, had to wait for him on my knees and eyes shut.
 
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#38
my funniest one was the fruit, it started off as a phonechat booking asking me to pretend to be a banana, halfway through he asked if it be a real time booking, when he arrived he had a life size banana costume for me to wear, I had to stand in it wiggling about repeating peel me, saw him several times always had different fruit costumes
Brilliant! :D

 
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#39
I've had some weird requests, but nothing weird in person, thankfully. I've had some people ask me to fuck them and another family member in a threesome (me and their dad etc) and I've had people ask me to fuck their dog:vomit: but I've never had to squirt water at a sheep shagging farmer?!!!? Thankfully the "kinkiest" thing I've done in a booking really turned me on - daddy/daughter roleplay fantasy where I had to keep protesting about how wrong it was.... Not quite rape fantasy, more reluctant enjoyment. Was fun!
The dad and son would be an interesting one. The dog less so :scare::scare:

Hopefully there would be no confusion and the family meet turn up with their dog :D
 
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EnglishPhoebe

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#40
There's a TW doing the rounds that asks you to crush his toys cars in front of him or something along those lines.
 
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my funniest one was the fruit, it started off as a phonechat booking asking me to pretend to be a banana, halfway through he asked if it be a real time booking, when he arrived he had a life size banana costume for me to wear, I had to stand in it wiggling about repeating peel me, saw him several times always had different fruit costumes
OK, you definitely attract the oddballs :D:dancegirl: First, randy sheep farmer, now banana plantation owner :crazy: Have you had "the man from Del Monte" yet? :sarcastic:
 
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