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This thread is called “Entertaining Messages” and so far you’d contributed nothing Entertaining and have only succeeded in pissing people off and making my blood boil.

I hope your selfish actions don’t put additional strain on the nhs at this unprecedented time. Goodbye!
It wasn’t my choice to derail the thread. Someone asked me a question, I responded and now everyone is piling on. I will always respond to questions or defend myself from criticism/abuse, and like you I am not sure why people have chosen this thread to keep going on about this.
 
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According to this gent, seeing him FOR FREE is worth leaving my home, risking illness and hurting the vulnerable.

Edit: He sent me an email then dm’d me on Twitter.
 
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I didn’t request a booking, I just responded to advertised time slots.
Taking out the absurdity of the booking scenario and his highly selective reasoning he actually posted in a plausible manner and I'm not convinced it was trolling or that the nonsense he describe didn't happen - as much as some may want to hope it was. If an escort I'd often struggle to screen the real and decent from the fake or scheming and that even applies to examples in this thread.

PS. Stevie never answered why he specifically washed his hands on arrival at a location where he was determined to touch nothing at all ... and I didn't even get around to asking what if the tension had got the better of him and he hadn't yet cum at 14 minutes 55!
 
Heard it all now!

HIM: When are you available? (yeah, no hi or anything)

ME: I'll be available in possibly July or it might be September, depending on when the government lifts the movement and distancing restrictions. Thanks!

HIM: I thought you offered incalls though?

ME: I do when there's not a deadly disease going around and the government hasn't ordered everyone to stay indoors. Please get back to me when they've lifted the restrictions to request a booking.

HIM: But its an incall! Its not like you have to travel to me!


So, Mr Genius. 1) do you live with me and therefore are classed as part of my household under the social distancing rules? 2) Like 1000s of other ladies, I don't live where I work, therefore I cannot work as I cannot travel to my incall place.

I didn't reply anyway, just ignored. I shouldn't have to spell it out to him. I hope that's the most ridiculous enquiry I receive during this madness.
 
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Heard it all now!

HIM: When are you available? (yeah, no hi or anything)

ME: I'll be available in possibly July or it might be September, depending on when the government lifts the movement and distancing restrictions. Thanks!

HIM: I thought you offered incalls though?

ME: I do when there's not a deadly disease going around and the government hasn't ordered everyone to stay indoors. Please get back to me when they've lifted the restrictions to request a booking.

HIM: But its an incall! Its not like you have to travel to me!


So, Mr Genius. 1) do you live with me and therefore are classed as part of my household under the social distancing rules? 2) Like 1000s of other ladies, I don't live where I work, therefore I cannot work as I cannot travel to my incall place.

I didn't reply anyway, just ignored. I shouldn't have to spell it out to him. I hope that's the most ridiculous enquiry I receive during this madness.
He could visit you but he'll have to stay until May.
 
A little light relief, I've not seen or heard from this client for 18 months.
Last time a saw him we argued and I told him to fuck off as hes a twat, he thinks hes some kind of sex god, is always trying it on with time etc and constantly asks for discounts because he wants to see me regularly :angry:
I thought I had blocked him, it seems not and so I woke up this morning to an unsolicited dick pic :dash: View attachment 18312 View attachment 18313
 
A little light relief, I've not seen or heard from this client for 18 months.
Last time a saw him we argued and I told him to fuck off as hes a twat, he thinks hes some kind of sex god, is always trying it on with time etc and constantly asks for discounts because he wants to see me regularly :angry:
I thought I had blocked him, it seems not and so I woke up this morning to an unsolicited dick pic :dash: View attachment 18312 View attachment 18313
Was that his AW name? Or a description?
 
I think I would have replied to that with:
:lol::lol::lol:

It made me laugh while reading it so that's what I would have sent back, just laughter.
 :D:D:D

I do find it proper disgusting though, some people don't have the choice like us, imagine you already had a shit life ect and someone sends you that shit BANG out of order they have no clue what that could trigger in somebody  :(:mad:
 
My response, as I find this utterly disgusting for someone to do! :angry:...
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Surely as a true Yorkshire girl, you should have written...

"Dust tha not realize that tha sending shite like this cud akshally really fuk sum cunt up in ther own reet??
Preach to them that want preachin to, dunt pray on th'innocent, that's shurly not wot 'im upsteers is abaht???
Trine to mek payple feel shite for t'larfstahl thev chozzen waint turn 'em to t'big fella, I fahnd this reet fukin shite
be'avyure, may th'almahty forgive thee for tha fukked upness!"

Courtesy of the online Seth Armstrong translator :cool::D
 
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