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Thread should be renamed "I haven't received an entertaining message but check out how sassy I am" 👎😂

I think I've read four genuinely entertaining messages in the whole thread and the rest is guff that I guess all us SPs see daily.
I'll compose one for you, along the lines of..
Hey KK any chance of doing you on a bed of cabbage leaves whilst I give you a good rooting.. 😊
 
Thread should be renamed "I haven't received an entertaining message but check out how sassy I am" 👎😂

I think I've read four genuinely entertaining messages in the whole thread and the rest is guff that I guess all us SPs see daily.
When I first started, the stupid messages used to really piss me off, and I used to post them. Nowadays, I mostly just roll my eyes and ignore. Sometimes I'll reply to a few, just to make sure I'm right about them being a time waster/fake punter.
 
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Just too many things wrong here. Hasn't read, when he did read he was too pissed to comprehend, was pissed, was texting while driving while pissed, was prejudiced. Just a general eeww from me.
Happy Monday morning folks!
"driving at min"

Should have replied telling him you won't answer him while he's driving. When he stops and looks at your profile, THEN he can text you... Then after each message ask him "are you driving at min?"
 
I know this isn’t an entertaining message. Just wondered if anyone else has had bother like this (I have a name and phone number from him if any of the other ladies want it). I blocked him for a being a no show, reported him on client eye and this is his response. You can clearly see mine!!!
 
People seeing my name isn’t a problem... as kitty is a name used by everyone for me. Not just for work. I hadn’t realised that I hadn’t covered his name properly. I don’t know if that is, his name or not. Again I apologise for not covering his name properly the first time. It wasn’t deliberate, if that’s what anyone does think already
 
People seeing my name isn’t a problem... as kitty is a name used by everyone for me. Not just for work. I hadn’t realised that I hadn’t covered his name properly. I don’t know if that is, his name or not. Again I apologise for not covering his name properly the first time. It wasn’t deliberate, if that’s what anyone does think already
I didn't think it was deliberate
 
View attachment 16860 View attachment 16860 I understand frustration when people dont get responses from messages but at least give someone chance to reply.

My patience is wearing thin in this Isolation :lol::wackogirl:
At least he sweet talked you into replying after ten minutes

Let us know what he was like in person when you have your 5 hour booking with him after the lockdown ends ;)

And are we allowed to guess whether he gave you any kisses on his reply to your message?
 
You can use the free time to learn how to take a screen shot!
Seeing as you're being so helpful I am still struggling to understand the part I have emboldened from your description of yesterday's booking ... the rest makes perfect sense and sounds like a completely necessary and fun thing to do BTW.

Why did you wash your hands when you arrived if you were not going to be touching anything there? And how did you wash your hands without touching anything there?

A quick blow and go. I don’t touch the door or anything in her house. Wash my hands when I arrive. She washes hands after taking money. Then she gets on her knees, puts her hands behind her back and sucks me off within the 15 min cut off. She never touches anything I touch, and opens the door for me so I don’t touch anything other punters touch.
 
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Seeing as you're being so helpful I am still struggling to understand the part I have emboldened from your description of yesterday's booking ... the rest makes perfect sense and sounds like a completely necessary and fun thing to do BTW.

Why did you wash your hands when you arrived if you were not going to be touching anything there? And how did you wash your hands without touching anything there?
To be extra careful and follow the advice rigidly. I am washing my hands thoroughly often at home as well even when not going out for days - for 20 seconds with soap. I am surprised anyone is questioning why someone is washing hands. One cannot be too careful during the current situation.
 
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To be extra careful and follow the advice rigidly. I am washing my hands thoroughly often at home as well even when not going out for days - for 20 seconds with soap. I am surprised anyone is questioning why someone is washing hands. One cannot be too careful during the current situation.
You forgot a couple of words, between follow and the.....some of...should be inserted..
 
To be extra careful and follow the advice rigidly. I am washing my hands thoroughly often at home as well even when not going out for days - for 20 seconds with soap. I am surprised anyone is questioning why someone is washing hands. One cannot be too careful during the current situation.
Can I just confirm you are still meeting escorts?
 
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To be extra careful and follow the advice rigidly. I am washing my hands thoroughly often at home as well even when not going out for days - for 20 seconds with soap. I am surprised anyone is questioning why someone is washing hands. One cannot be too careful during the current situation.
You still did not answer @FullMoonFever question. And how did you wash your hands without touching anything there?

I think he means how did you turn off water taps after washing hands? Or maybe you washed them in her bog?
 
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There is one WG who I have seen twice in the last couple of weeks. Neither of us touched each other with hands. Our faces never got close. I didn’t touch anything at her incall and she didn’t touch anything apart from the cash.
Her face touched your cock, her spit... Think about it.. Maybe you used a condom.. How did that get on and off without you being touched..?
 
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Her face touched your cock, her spit... Think about it.. Maybe you used a condom.. How did that get on and off without you being touched..?
OWO for about 10-15 mins on her knees, no hands, so yes her mouth of course touched it. Then after CIM I zip up, head straight home and shower with soap. Unless someone molested me on the way home, no way of anyone else coming into contact.
 
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You still did not answer @FullMoonFever question. And how did you wash your hands without touching anything there?

I think he means how did you turn off water taps after washing hands? Or maybe you washed them in her bog?
I asked her to leave the taps on and leave the bathroom, and I left them running for her to turn off. All the arrangements and risk mitigations were planned and communicated in advance.
 
OWO for about 10-15 mins on her knees, no hands, so yes her mouth of course touched it. Then after CIM I zip up, head straight home and shower with soap. Unless someone molested me on the way home, no way of anyone else coming into contact.
Jesus Christ alive, her saliva is on your dick, so could the virus be. Touch your dick and touch your face and you're fucked fella. Wise up.
 
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Jesus Christ alive, her saliva is on your dick, so could the virus be. Touch your dick and touch your face and you're fucked fella. Wise up.
D’uh. You missed the part where I said after zipping up I washed my hands, then heading home and showered with soap. I didn’t touch anything, let alone my face which would be stupid.
 
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@StevieG .. Do you bareback when things in the world are normal?
No as that is horrendously dangerous and irresponsible and would put my partner, other WGs and other punters at huge risk. I said on the other thread that all punters play with fire as the risk of STDs is always there, so a bit rich for them to get outraged now.
 
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He doesn’t need to. It doesn’t transfer until 15 minutes are up on the timer.
So @StevieG are your two 15 minutes visits cumulative or does the virus re-set each time?
I cum quite quickly so about ten mins each time, several days apart. I did cover my mouth if felt a partial cough or similar coming on, and well, her mouth was full the whole time.
 
No as that is horrendously dangerous and irresponsible and would put my partner, other WGs and other punters at huge risk. I said on the other thread that all punters play with fire as the risk of STDs is always there, so a bit rich for them to get outraged now.
STD aren’t causing the thousands of deaths and buckling the nhs or causing us to be lockdown. Cunts like you wanting your dick sucked is
 
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