Describe your last booking...

Absolute shocker. :scare::thumbsdown:
Its what happens when out of practice.
Saw a more mature sp as I thought that would break me in nicely. How wrong was I.

Anglia tour coming up so hopefully all OK then.
 
My last booking was shortly before lockdown, and it was going to be my first duo. I'd been thinking about doing one for more than a year, and I finally decided to arrange one with an SP I'd seen a few times before, and her duo partner, who I had not met before.

But sadly I chickened out two days before, and changed it to just the one SP I knew. It was a nice booking, but of course I did not realize at the time that it was going to my last booking for the foreseeable future. Had I known that, I think I would have gone ahead with the duo, and I do regret not trying it at least once.

And whilst I think any booking at all is a long time in the future for me, a duo is even less likely given the increased risk involved post Covid.
 
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My last booking was shortly before lockdown, and it was going to be my first duo. I'd been thinking about doing one for more than a year, and I finally decided to arrange one with an SP I'd seen a few times before, and her duo partner, who I had not met before.

But sadly I chickened out two days before, and changed it to just the one SP I knew. It was a nice booking, but of course I did not realize at the time that it was going to my last booking for the foreseeable future. Had I known that, I think I would have gone ahead with the duo, and I do regret not trying it at least once.

And whilst I think any booking at all is a long time in the future for me, a duo is even less likely given the increased risk involved post Covid.
Just go for it. Two birds in one go is no great drama. But it is good fun....
 
Had a trip to the West Midlands for a very enjoyable booking with an non UKE SP who i noticed on Twitter during the lockdown. I am slightly puzzled that an SP wearing a watch who had nipped to the bathroom twice in a booking could misjudge the time before her next booking though :unknown:

I also had my first meal out since March - visiting Burger King at a service station may not sound luxurious but I have certainly missed it :lol:

On the less good side, driving 300 miles in a day with a bad knee really is very very very painful :thumbsdown::cry:
 
Just go for it. Two birds in one go is no great drama. But it is good fun....
You’re probably right. I’ve always been worried that two naked women might be more than I could handle at one time, even in a paid sex encounter where I know I’m not really expected to do much of anything :D

It’s definitely still on my bucket list though, so now it’s just a matter of waiting until it’s safe to resume punting.

I think I might try to find some FFM porn in the meantime. Maybe take some notes :)
 
You’re probably right. I’ve always been worried that two naked women might be more than I could handle at one time, even in a paid sex encounter where I know I’m not really expected to do much of anything :D

It’s definitely still on my bucket list though, so now it’s just a matter of waiting until it’s safe to resume punting.

I think I might try to find some FFM porn in the meantime. Maybe take some notes :)
You'll be needing one of my note pads?

TBH I've never worried about how many women I can handle. 2, 3, 4...... more the merrier!:lol:
 
My last booking was shortly before lockdown, and it was going to be my first duo. I'd been thinking about doing one for more than a year, and I finally decided to arrange one with an SP I'd seen a few times before, and her duo partner, who I had not met before.

But sadly I chickened out two days before, and changed it to just the one SP I knew. It was a nice booking, but of course I did not realize at the time that it was going to my last booking for the foreseeable future. Had I known that, I think I would have gone ahead with the duo, and I do regret not trying it at least once.

And whilst I think any booking at all is a long time in the future for me, a duo is even less likely given the increased risk involved post Covid.
Just go for it. Two birds in one go is no great drama. But it is good fun....
Life shouldn't be full of if onlys @Freddy M .
... I've ballsed up threesomes and had yet have had wonderful times .... I still see the one SP I knew on the ballsed up meeting ... it doesn't matter in the long term.
Like you Freddy it's been a long time since the last meeting ... but another SP has just told me she now does threesome and wow am I looking forward to it.
Just relax - turn up - enjoy them both - then decide which one first [ the one you don't know?] then turn to the one you know smile and she'll know what to do as she knows you... see simples
 
You’re probably right. I’ve always been worried that two naked women might be more than I could handle at one time, even in a paid sex encounter where I know I’m not really expected to do much of anything :D

It’s definitely still on my bucket list though, so now it’s just a matter of waiting until it’s safe to resume punting.

I think I might try to find some FFM porn in the meantime. Maybe take some notes :)
No need for notes, I'd recommend 2 girls that know each other and are happy work together (especially if both are bi ..) then go with the flow
There won't be any regrets - only a wish to do it all again sometime .. so go for it :hi:
 
Life shouldn't be full of if onlys @Freddy M .
... I've ballsed up threesomes and had yet have had wonderful times .... I still see the one SP I knew on the ballsed up meeting ... it doesn't matter in the long term.
Like you Freddy it's been a long time since the last meeting ... but another SP has just told me she now does threesome and wow am I looking forward to it.
Just relax - turn up - enjoy them both - then decide which one first [ the one you don't know?] then turn to the one you know smile and she'll know what to do as she knows you... see simples
I know I’m overthinking all of it, probably because I used to get really nervous and anxious when meeting SP’s, even on 2nd or 3rd meets. Luckily I’ve gotten over that for the most part, but for some reason the idea of two SP’s at one time makes me feel like I used to with one.

I think you’re right, the key is to just turn up and have fun, and not worry about my sexual inadequacies, particularly as most SP’s don’t care about that any way.

The choosing of who to do what with when might require some advanced planning though, as you say :)
 
I know I’m overthinking all of it... :)
You are overthinking it .. I've had 2 duos, the first, I didn't know either, they answered a RB, even so I enjoyed myself being pampered by 2 gorgeous ladies, both were straight however which then led me onto ...

Second time, one was something of a regular (who already knew exactly which buttons to press) and someone she'd worked with before -
both were bi, so this added a whole new dimension to the meeting. I still see the second one on her own occasionally now too!

You'll never manage to fit everything in, so don't worry, just enjoy it !
 
I think I might try to find some FFM porn in the meantime. Maybe take some notes :)
Porn is generally not a good indicator of how you should be behaving in the bedroom. This is your meeting, for your benefit. Pay your money and let them know what *you* want to get out of it. You're not trying to emulate a porn film, you're paying money to have your own experience, not to copy what someone else has done on film.
 
Porn is generally not a good indicator of how you should be behaving in the bedroom. This is your meeting, for your benefit. Pay your money and let them know what *you* want to get out of it. You're not trying to emulate a porn film, you're paying money to have your own experience, not to copy what someone else has done on film.
I agree, and my comment was, at least mostly, tongue in cheek. As any SP I’ve seen would probably say, my bookings are probably the furthest thing from porn as possible.

Unless there’s porn that involves a 30 minute solo shower, followed by 2 hours of chatting, and then 30 minutes of awkward sexual activities ending with the guy not even cumming, in which case I could be a massive porn hub star :lol:

But, tbh, I generally let the SP lead, and as I’ve never been with two civvy women either, I’d like to maybe get some ideas about the potential “logistics” of two women and one middle aged guy naked in the same room with plenty of condoms and lube within easy reach :)
 
I agree, and my comment was, at least mostly, tongue in cheek. As any SP I’ve seen would probably say, my bookings are probably the furthest thing from porn as possible.

Unless there’s porn that involves a 30 minute solo shower, followed by 2 hours of chatting, and then 30 minutes of awkward sexual activities ending with the guy not even cumming, in which case I could be a massive porn hub star :lol:

But, tbh, I generally let the SP lead, and as I’ve never been with two civvy women either, I’d like to maybe get some ideas about the potential “logistics” of two women and one middle aged guy naked in the same room with plenty of condoms and lube within easy reach :)
If one of them knows you - knows what you like - then leave it too them - it works, believe me
 
Life shouldn't be full of if onlys @Freddy M .
... I've ballsed up threesomes and had yet have had wonderful times .... I still see the one SP I knew on the ballsed up meeting ... it doesn't matter in the long term.
Like you Freddy it's been a long time since the last meeting ... but another SP has just told me she now does threesome and wow am I looking forward to it.
Just relax - turn up - enjoy them both - then decide which one first [ the one you don't know?] then turn to the one you know smile and she'll know what to do as she knows you... see simples
;)
 
last one was a Typical b&s. Thought SP was indie since she had her own website, was not the girl in pic and walked. The one before that, did not pick up her phone when I arrived at area. Suspected she double booked as another lad was waiting round.

bit of bad luck post lockdown. It’s annoying that UKP isn’t open for registering otherwise I’ll warning people off them.
 
A very chilled out few hours with my gorgeous Thai reg. She was busy cooking for me when I got there and there was the usual pack of strawberries waiting for me. She's very good at the sex thing but it's also great to just lay there cuddling her.
Bloody hell someone gets spoiled! 👍🏻 careful she be stroking thee arm next, who knows where that'll lead! Woman pfft 😂

I'm gonna ask #1👸🏻for frresh pineapple now I've read this, she prob throw it at me whole! 😋
 
Bloody hell someone gets spoiled! 👍🏻 careful she be stroking thee arm next, who knows where that'll lead! Woman pfft 😂

I'm gonna ask #1👸🏻for frresh pineapple now I've read this, she prob throw it at me whole! 😋
Spoils me? Ha ha yeah you could say that although she didn't feed me the strawberries this time so she was slacking a bit :D
 
A couple of days ago. Baking hot outside. The girl let me into a cool basement of a large Georgian house in West London. She slipped off her cocktail dress and snogged me in the shower whilst I freshened up.


Then she led me into the room with a huge mirror covering one wall and a vanity table for a different angle.


Someone was playing classical piano in a flat above and the sound drifted into our session.


It was an amazing show. It would have been good without the visuals anyway, but the mirror thing was awesome. Loads of eye contact. It got sweaty towards the finale.
 
A couple of days ago. Baking hot outside. The girl let me into a cool basement of a large Georgian house in West London. She slipped off her cocktail dress and snogged me in the shower whilst I freshened up.


Then she led me into the room with a huge mirror covering one wall and a vanity table for a different angle.


Someone was playing classical piano in a flat above and the sound drifted into our session.


It was an amazing show. It would have been good without the visuals anyway, but the mirror thing was awesome. Loads of eye contact. It got sweaty towards the finale.
And then you woke up in a pool of jizz....
 
At the end of the session, the girl commented on how she liked the piano, and that it was not a recording, but someone playing. It made the whole scene more classy than a normal punt, but the main point was the mirrors. Unfortunately, I wasn't allowed to film it but I 've got the images in my mind's eye.
 
Last ever booking was a no show 😂🙈

Its been a pleasure. Thanks to everyone for the well wishes

💚💜
Nooooo. Your gut was right after all. 🙄 At least we had some fun today, Jess! 😊 You're a really great person and it's been a pleasure getting to know you a bit. I never thought I'd do duos or even meet up with a fellow SP, but I'm really glad I did! ♥
 
Nooooo. Your gut was right after all. 🙄 At least we had some fun today, Jess! 😊 You're a really great person and it's been a pleasure getting to know you a bit. I never thought I'd do duos or even meet up with a fellow SP, but I'm really glad I did! ♥
I know i had a feeling... Bugger isnt he!!
Thanks so much beautiful, had a right laugh on each of our bookings. Loved meeting you. 💚💜
 
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