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Iโ€™ve crawled out from under my rock now:lol: Not going to make a decision about the future immediately but will go on a punting break for a while as my confidence is non existent. Lots of soul searching to be done, do I take up needlepoint instead?
You could book @Charmaine for a TBE (toyboy experience) :D

Seriously though, that was an unprofessional, shitty unacceptable way she failed to state her preferences and reacted to you. Hope you rediscover your punting spurs and get back in the saddle. Here's to the Silver Shaggers :thumbsup:
 
You could book @Charmaine for a TBE (toyboy experience) :D

Seriously though, that was an unprofessional, shitty unacceptable way she failed to state her preferences and reacted to you. Hope you rediscover your punting spurs and get back in the saddle. Here's to the Silver Shaggers :thumbsup:
Trust me if it wasnโ€™t for geography Iโ€™d see @Charmaine in a microsecond ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
 
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Iโ€™ve crawled out from under my rock now:lol: Not going to make a decision about the future immediately but will go on a punting break for a while as my confidence is non existent. Lots of soul searching to be done, do I take up needlepoint instead?
Ah, get off the bookshelf and back out there - there's nothing like a soft, warm lady to make things alright again ;)
 
Iโ€™ve crawled out from under my rock now:lol: Not going to make a decision about the future immediately but will go on a punting break for a while as my confidence is non existent. Lots of soul searching to be done, do I take up needlepoint instead?
No needlepoint is shit, full contact dominoes is the way forward. Joking aside I'm the same age so can understand the impact this has had on you, I reckon I'd take a bit of time out to reflect but not too long, I enjoy the ladies too much.

Don't beat yourself up, she was in the wrong imo for not making her age limits clear on profile, get yourself back on the horse asap :thumbsup:
 
Go on, meet halfway, you must both have a bus pass? :P:D
That would be such a laugh. I can picture the review now. Comms:good. We met at a deserted bus shelter. Charmaine had bought a blow up bed. Lots of toots and whistles from passing motorists. Her wrinkles glistened in the spring rain, as she threw the used condoms (multiple cums) into a nearby tree. An old lady 90's joined us while she was waiting for the 7x to town. But Charmaine got the arse cos she was hogging all the cock. So we shared some marmite sandwiches, a quick final bit of rimming, said our goodbyes and got home just in time for Vera.
 
Nightmare.
After a fantastic booking last week an unexpected window opened up this morning, quick call and all was arranged. Was turned away as Iโ€™m too old. Nothing on the profile that indicated an age range. Itโ€™s my own stupid fault after a similar incident a couple of years ago I always make it clear in comms that Iโ€™m in my sixties, today I didnโ€™t.
Might be game over now, my admittedly fragile ego is broke.
It does bruise your self confidence. I always double confirm they're ok with my age, and body look. But still had one gentleman walk. There are too many lovely ladies out there @The Librarian waiting for you to enjoy their pleasures. Hope your next one is lovely.
 
I ventured a bit closer to Birmingham than Iโ€™m comfortable with yesterday but turned out to be well worth the extra travelling.
Spent a couple of hours in the company of a beautiful down to earth and charming women who treated me to some of the best intimate pleasures Iโ€™ve experienced in a long time. Filthy and sensual is not an easy balance to achieve but when someone gets it right itโ€™s mind blowing.
Enjoyed her company very much,
Even started me thinking maybe Iโ€™m missing something and should start looking for a relationship again, however this feeling thankfully only lasted for about two junctions back down the M5 :D
 
Nightmare.
After a fantastic booking last week an unexpected window opened up this morning, quick call and all was arranged. Was turned away as Iโ€™m too old. Nothing on the profile that indicated an age range. Itโ€™s my own stupid fault after a similar incident a couple of years ago I always make it clear in comms that Iโ€™m in my sixties, today I didnโ€™t.
Might be game over now, my admittedly fragile ego is broke.
sorry to hear that @The Librarian ... mind I can still give you a few years mate .... Nolite te bastardes carborundorum .. upwards and onwards .. you and your cock, her loss not yours
 
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That would be such a laugh. I can picture the review now. Comms:good. We met at a deserted bus shelter. Charmaine had bought a blow up bed. Lots of toots and whistles from passing motorists. Her wrinkles glistened in the spring rain, as she threw the used condoms (multiple cums) into a nearby tree. An old lady 90's joined us while she was waiting for the 7x to town. But Charmaine got the arse cos she was hogging all the cock. So we shared some marmite sandwiches, a quick final bit of rimming, said our goodbyes and got home just in time for Vera.
Lol!! I can see a series on Channel X being commissioned, โ€˜Far Cotton or bustโ€™ or โ€˜Around the world on 80 abandoned mattresses.โ€™ :D
 
That would be such a laugh. I can picture the review now. Comms:good. We met at a deserted bus shelter. Charmaine had bought a blow up bed. Lots of toots and whistles from passing motorists. Her wrinkles glistened in the spring rain, as she threw the used condoms (multiple cums) into a nearby tree. An old lady 90's joined us while she was waiting for the 7x to town. But Charmaine got the arse cos she was hogging all the cock. So we shared some marmite sandwiches, a quick final bit of rimming, said our goodbyes and got home just in time for Vera.
So Vera came round later ....so a MFF then a FF .. you're a bloody sex machine Charmaine with many gears ... a real cougar :lol::lol: .. no one's safe when you're on the prowl ... thankfully

You're leaving these young one far behind in your wake :yahoo::yahoo:
 
Boy o boy, Thank you Manchester you have been great.
An amazing chilled out outcall with another uke lady who delivered in spades.
It's going to take something special to be this one. Shame I am only here twice a year.
 
2 to report here ...

Earlier in the week i got radio silence 40 mins before kick off after after we had our last txt....very odd and very dissapointing.......this really is helping me cement my current thought process that i should prob just stick to my faves, ive 6 or 7 who are absolute dynamite and many more who id have a lot of faith in.....i mean thats enough surely and i am a creature of habbit after all!

The 2nd was tonight and coincides with my last comment in "next booking" saw my London Queen and she was fab, we had a lot of fun and did lots of stuff off the "to do" list including 9voltin, titty fuckin, bagpiping etc etc the titty fuckin was epic.......she is bloody brilliant, lovely, pretty and has huge boobies.......i like boobies
 
I saw my regular yesterday. Good time as ever. In the post sex chat she asked me if I was being told to work from home yet and was saying how much quieter it was in London. She didnโ€™t say it in so many words but seemed a bit worried about things slowing down because of Corona virus.
 
2 to report here ...

Earlier in the week i got radio silence 40 mins before kick off after after we had our last txt....very odd and very dissapointing.......this really is helping me cement my current thought process that i should prob just stick to my faves, ive 6 or 7 who are absolute dynamite and many more who id have a lot of faith in.....i mean thats enough surely and i am a creature of habbit after all!

The 2nd was tonight and coincides with my last comment in "next booking" saw my London Queen and she was fab, we had a lot of fun and did lots of stuff off the "to do" list including 9voltin, titty fuckin, bagpiping etc etc the titty fuckin was epic.......she is bloody brilliant, lovely, pretty and has huge boobies.......i like boobies
You are one huge tit yourself ๐Ÿ˜˜
 
I managed to get to another 4 girl party in Central London yesterday afternoon.

A nice mixed line up. A couple of stalwarts I see often, a lovely slim young Brazillian girl I have not see for a while and a young ebony porn star down from the Midlands for her debut London party.

As soon as I was showered I had the opportunity to play with the debutant. Then over the next couple of hours I had a round with each of the others and then finished off with a second round with the young porn star.

A nice end to the week.

Regards,

davidgood
 
I managed to get to another 4 girl party in Central London yesterday afternoon.

A nice mixed line up. A couple of stalwarts I see often, a lovely slim young Brazillian girl I have not see for a while and a young ebony porn star down from the Midlands for her debut London party.

As soon as I was showered I had the opportunity to play with the debutant. Then over the next couple of hours I had a round with each of the others and then finished off with a second round with the young porn star.

A nice end to the week.

Regards,

davidgood
Can I ask you a genuine question that puzzles me, I'm not intending to cause offence

Why do you always do the sign off.....regards davidgood?

It's not like we don't all know who is posting, after all your avatar and name are on your post :unknown:

Personally I find it a bit creepy
 
@threechilliman always used to sign off as "tcm" . I like @davidgood 's polite style.
I can get a simple initial type sign off on occasion, its normally done in fun as a piss take response etc

As I said I'm not seeking to cause offence I just find it a bit pointless and for me creepy, I can totally see others will have a different take on it, I'm not asking him to change his style I'm just asking a question
 
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I can get a simple initial type sign off on occasion, its normally done in fun as a piss take response etc

As I said I'm not seeking to cause offence I just find it a bit pointless and for me creepy, I can totally see others will have a different take on it, I'm not asking him to change his style I'm just asking a question
salutations and felicitations MissWolf
stop being so damn informal..๐Ÿ˜Š
 
I can get a simple initial type sign off on occasion, its normally done in fun as a piss take response etc

As I said I'm not seeking to cause offence I just find it a bit pointless and for me creepy, I can totally see others will have a different take on it, I'm not asking him to change his style I'm just asking a question
I used to do it all the time.

creepy tcm
 
Intelligible? Ummm... not sure how... he smelt like a vodka factory (stunk of alcohol, specificlaly vodka)... and his jaw wasnt attached to his face (off his nut on cocaine)
Intelligible to me and others... sorry you didnt get it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
Thank you

Jive talk is fine but its purpose is to exclude people so you can't reasonably feign surprise when people ask you to explain what it means.
 
Intelligible? Ummm... not sure how... he smelt like a vodka factory (stunk of alcohol, specificlaly vodka)... and his jaw wasnt attached to his face (off his nut on cocaine)
Intelligible to me and others... sorry you didnt get it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
I understood the original post perfectly, sounded horrific :scare:

I had an outcall while on tour last week and had to tell him if he didn't stop drinking the booking was over, makes me really uncomfortable dealing with an intoxicated person, takes me back to living with an alcoholic :mad:
The last guy who got coke out, tried snorting it out of the packet and then spilled it over my floor got asked to leave, which he did after crawling round trying to snort it up ffs :angry:
 
I understood the original post perfectly, sounded horrific :scare:

I had an outcall while on tour last week and had to tell him if he didn't stop drinking the booking was over, makes me really uncomfortable dealing with an intoxicated person, takes me back to living with an alcoholic :mad:
The last guy who got coke out, tried snorting it out of the packet and then spilled it over my floor got asked to leave, which he did after crawling round trying to snort it up ffs :angry:
TBH im confused as to what was intelligible, but each to their own haha

Awwww fuckinhell that sounds absolutely hurrendous!! I dont drink alcohol, so for me the smell literally makes my stomach churn, he was barely able to stand up and breathing really heavily all over me with crimbles of coke in his nose. Im glad it was 15min otherwisei would have had to tell him to leave. But that also makes me nervous as theyre very unpredictable with a mixtureof those

I get it makes u horny, but id rather them mention it so i can avoid them or tell them to find someone else x
 
TBH im confused as to what was intelligible, but each to their own haha

Awwww fuckinhell that sounds absolutely hurrendous!! I dont drink alcohol, so for me the smell literally makes my stomach churn, he was barely able to stand up and breathing really heavily all over me with crimbles of coke in his nose. Im glad it was 15min otherwise I would have had to tell him to leave. But that also makes me nervous as they're very unpredictable with a mixture of those

I get it makes u horny, but id rather them mention it so i can avoid them or tell them to find someone else x
Exactly this

When they are drunk or coke'd up you never know how they're going to react if you say sorry but there's the door, it's a real personal safety issue.
 
Exactly this

When they are drunk or coke'd up you never know how they're going to react if you say sorry but there's the door, it's a real personal safety issue.
You know just can't understand Why! If I'm meeting somebody I want all my faculties about me, mainly so I enjoy my time with the lady in question and to remember it, but also if it's a first meeting keep your wits about you.

Don't get the DnA stuff at all.
 
You know just can't understand Why! If I'm meeting somebody I want all my faculties about me, mainly so I enjoy my time with the lady in question and to remember it, but also if it's a first meeting keep your wits about you.

Don't get the DnA stuff at all.
This guy was wankered!!! And i swear he said he drove which annoyed me even more ๐Ÿ˜ He only just managed to get a lob on, and i couldnt keep up with his fidgeting so left with a steaming full ball sack!! Pointless!!

I was so uncomfortable i was pulling away loads cause he was breathing his fire breath all over me, horrendous to say the least!!
 
Exactly this

When they are drunk or coke'd up you never know how they're going to react if you say sorry but there's the door, it's a real personal safety issue.
Having had the meaning of the comment explained I must say I'm rather surprised.

I'd not be proceeding if a woman arrived reeking of spirit and obviously under the influence of cocaine.
 
This guy was wankered!!! And i swear he said he drove which annoyed me even more ๐Ÿ˜ He only just managed to get a lob on, and i couldnt keep up with his fidgeting so left with a steaming full ball sack!! Pointless!!

I was so uncomfortable i was pulling away loads cause he was breathing his fire breath all over me, horrendous to say the least!!
This is not what its about surely to fuck, sorry to hear about your experience, very much an uncomfortable situation to be in.

I mean what the fuck did he achieve? Obviously can't remember anything and how dangerous if he was driving, absolute lunatic.
 
Having had the meaning of the comment explained I must say I'm rather surprised.

I'd not be proceeding if a woman arrived reeking of spirit and obviously under the influence of cocaine.
I was too uncomfortable to ask him to leave tbh so just seen it through, was only 15min so i knew i could soldier through.
As i said ive got an army of cocks to batter him with and a strong manc attitude... Sure i would have been fine but sometimes best to bite the bullet i think than cause myself an issue
 
This is not what its about surely to fuck, sorry to hear about your experience, very much an uncomfortable situation to be in.

I mean what the fuck did he achieve? Obviously can't remember anything and how dangerous if he was driving, absolute lunatic.
Thanks babe. It happens once in a blue moon tbh!
Absolutely naff all except a bit of a hard on and an emptier wallet!!
I know, i watched on the front entrance camera to see if he got in a car but couldnt see, he did say he was just parked up... So im assuming so
People on drugs and alcohol dont think straight, hence why i try my best to avoid them
 
Thanks babe. It happens once in a blue moon tbh!
Absolutely naff all except a bit of a hard on and an emptier wallet!!
I know, i watched on the front entrance camera to see if he got in a car but couldnt see, he did say he was just parked up... So im assuming so
People on drugs and alcohol dont think straight, hence why i try my best to avoid them
The problem is that once someone is that entrenched in the behaviour that they feel it's ok to drive while under the influence of drink or drugs or both they don't see an issue with their behaviour and can't see why others would either, they also think they are in a better state than they are because they are in denial.
 
The problem is that once someone is that entrenched in the behaviour that they feel it's ok to drive while under the influence of drink or drugs or both they don't see an issue with their behaviour and can't see why others would either, they also think they are in a better state than they are because they are in denial.
I just can't understand those stupid fuckers, really gets oan my tits, I'd never get "tyred" of giving them a damn good shoein
 
The problem is that once someone is that entrenched in the behaviour that they feel it's ok to drive while under the influence of drink or drugs or both they don't see an issue with their behaviour and can't see why others would either, they also think they are in a better state than they are because they are in denial.
I agree 100%. I did mention to him he was arseholed and that it was entirely pointless and should just go home to bed and have a wank when he wakes up... luckily he seen the humorous side
 
I understood the original post perfectly, sounded horrific :scare:

I had an outcall while on tour last week and had to tell him if he didn't stop drinking the booking was over, makes me really uncomfortable dealing with an intoxicated person, takes me back to living with an alcoholic :mad:
The last guy who got coke out, tried snorting it out of the packet and then spilled it over my floor got asked to leave, which he did after crawling round trying to snort it up ffs :angry:
I am a boring little fucker....thank God!
 
I spent an very very good hour with a new client I found very attractive, we got on well, laughed and had some naughty fun. Half an hour after he left he txt to say how much he enjoyed himself and was I free later, I assumed he meant for another booking so I was pleased he enjoyed it that much he wanted to come back but no, unfortunately he was asking to take me for a drink. I explained Iโ€™ve done the whole dating clients thing and it doesnโ€™t work but would happily see him for a booking. He sent a couple of long messages explaining how it would be different with him, we would be good together etc. I had to block him, wouldnโ€™t want to see how he acts after another booking. Bloody shame as well as it was a great hour.
 
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