Cock Breath

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:lol::lol:Can just imagine the number girls on here opening this full of indignity:lol::lol::rose:

Nope it's not about that - quite the opposite

Have you ever had a meeting and it's obvious the punter has recently been with another girl?
 
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:lol::lol:Can just imagine the number girls on here opening this full of indignity:lol::lol::rose:

Nope it's not about that - quite the opposite

Have you ever had a meeting and it's obvious the punter has recently been with another girl?
Can't say I've had a punter with cock or fanny breath...is there something you're wanting to get off your chest?
 
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Here I am posting on a "Question for the Escorts" thread again :blush:.
Many moons ago, I was "stuck into" one of my faves at the time, when I noticed the dried cum of her previous client ( or the one before that, or the one before that :() on her upper arm. :vomit:
I know she showered and cleaned "down there" between clients, but when I saw this, I sort of 'shrivelled up' and didn't see her again.
 
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Yes once he had flakey dried stuff all the way up the shaft of his cock, either that or he had cum in his pants and just left it there.
I wonder if he was young and, excited at the prospect of seeing you, literally couldn't contain himself before reaching your door :P
Either way, that must have taken some willpower to go ahead with the appointment :crazy:
 
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I wonder if he was young and, excited at the prospect of seeing you, literally couldn't contain himself before reaching your door :P
Either way, that must have taken some willpower to go ahead with the appointment :crazy:
He was in his late 20s I would say, at a parlour in MK, asked him nicely if he would like to have a quick wash and he declined, offered again and he declined, told him "have a wash please" and he declined so I double bagged him with two extra safe and he got in a strop moaning that I say OWO on my profile. I just said "clean cocks only" and kept him well bagged. Face like thunder the whole 20 minutes...the big spender..but he STILL didnt go and wash his knob
 
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He was in his late 20s I would say, at a parlour in MK, asked him nicely if he would like to have a quick wash and he declined, offered again and he declined, told him "have a wash please" and he declined so I double bagged him with two extra safe and he got in a strop moaning that I say OWO on my profile. I just said "clean cocks only" and kept him well bagged. Face like thunder the whole 20 minutes...the big spender..but he STILL didnt go and wash his knob
It is truly incredible what people think is acceptable (in civvy life too)
 
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He was in his late 20s I would say, at a parlour in MK, asked him nicely if he would like to have a quick wash and he declined, offered again and he declined, told him "have a wash please" and he declined so I double bagged him with two extra safe and he got in a strop moaning that I say OWO on my profile. I just said "clean cocks only" and kept him well bagged. Face like thunder the whole 20 minutes...the big spender..but he STILL didnt go and wash his knob
Astonishing. It simply didn't occur to him that he may get a better service if he observed a few basic courtesies in hygiene. :(
 
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#26
I have gone home from a heavy session without washing my face and beard.... remembered just before I kissed Mrs Raddy .... :P off to wash my face before kissing her

Raddy
Shit!

Thanks for the reminder mate.

Nearly went home with the plaster from my GUM clinic check still on my arm!

Phew!!! :drinks:
 
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He was in his late 20s I would say, at a parlour in MK, asked him nicely if he would like to have a quick wash and he declined, offered again and he declined, told him "have a wash please" and he declined so I double bagged him with two extra safe and he got in a strop moaning that I say OWO on my profile. I just said "clean cocks only" and kept him well bagged. Face like thunder the whole 20 minutes...the big spender..but he STILL didnt go and wash his knob
I'm assuming you do know that having two would make it less safe though?

Still, :vomit:
 
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#31
I'm assuming you do know that having two would make it less safe though?

Still, :vomit:
All he wanted was a blowjob so no, not less safe especially when I had my hand holding onto the bottom of them the whole time. It was more to prove a point to be honest but I didnt want to feel flakes of whatever through the condom so two it was.

Eww, I can still picture him standing there in that bedroom whilst I was on my knees looking up at him...and his knob :vomit:
 
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Astonishing. It simply didn't occur to him that he may get a better service if he observed a few basic courtesies in hygiene. :(
to be honest I think he wanted me to suck off whatever he had on there, probably half the thrill for him, a dirty prossie sucking his dirty cock blah blah.
 
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As well as washing, before meeting a WG I use mouthwash to clean my cock. My foreskin easily pulls down, so it all gets a good clean and freshen up, never had any complaints, or been asked to wash again down below on arrival.
 
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johnnyboy61

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I have that stuff and the first time I used it I though my cock and balls were on fire :scare: I have grown to quite like it now :blush:
Fortunately it was at the start of the meeting so we soon discovered ways of cooling down the crown jewels a bit. As you say, now and again there is a certain masochistic pleasure in it, but don't recommend the first time you use it is for the pre-punt shower as I did.
 
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Fortunately it was at the start of the meeting so we soon discovered ways of cooling down the crown jewels a bit. As you say, now and again there is a certain masochistic pleasure in it, but don't recommend the first time you use it is for the pre-punt shower as I did.
That's exactly how I found out :D I was at home at the time and I hadn't used the stuff before though so I wasn't to know. Luckily my tackle had cooled down a bit by the time I got there :wacko:
 
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As well as washing, before meeting a WG I use mouthwash to clean my cock. My foreskin easily pulls down, so it all gets a good clean and freshen up, never had any complaints, or been asked to wash again down below on arrival.
In the words of John McEnroe "You cannot be serious!!". I can just imagine the conversations in the A&E departments up and down the country with lines of punters cradling their swollen sore cocks, "well according to this website called UKE if I ............":crazy:
 
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