And panthers what do you hate about punting?

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Mirrors - giant fucking mirrors the only benefit being as ugly as me is I don't have to look at me, I generally feel bad for the wg looking at me once let alone three angles
Then you go plonk a giant mirror a foot away

Mirrors are only Good for saying candyman and yak impressions
 
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Mirrors - giant fucking mirrors the only benefit being as ugly as me is I don't have to look at me, I generally feel bad for the wg looking at me once let alone three angles
Then you go plonk a giant mirror a foot away

Mirrors are only Good for saying candyman and yak impressions
Aw Com, how can you say that. Stephanie in Leeds has wall to wall mirrors. Doing doggy with everything swinging was an incredible vision
 
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Escorts answering the phone, or reading sms when you are getting down to it, come to mind as a fairly new annoyance. Hearing someone else in the house when you thought you were alone is a bit worrying.

But I don't hate anything about punting, well apart from the occasional bad punt. The whole experience is exciting, still exciting after all these years...fucking lovely strangers, the good times make up the odd bad one. Keep on fucking.
 
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Escorts answering the phone, or reading sms when you are getting down to it, come to mind as a fairly new annoyance. Hearing someone else in the house when you thought you were alone is a bit worrying.

But I don't hate anything about punting, well apart from the occasional bad punt. The whole experience is exciting, still exciting after all these years...fucking lovely strangers, the good times make up the odd bad one. Keep on fucking.
should get a truckers cap with that on

The answering texting or not on silent
Pisses me off/throws me off
 
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Mirrors - giant fucking mirrors the only benefit being as ugly as me is I don't have to look at me, I generally feel bad for the wg looking at me once let alone three angles
Then you go plonk a giant mirror a foot away

Mirrors are only Good for saying candyman and yak impressions
Yes I don't like seeing myself at punts in the Mirror. I hate bad WGs and the pond life that exists in and around punting. The good far outweighs the bad though.
 
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when I have to get undressed, if I get into the room and the lady is still smiling then it's game on. I generally look like Chewbacca and hate mirrors as well
 
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Panthers????? Sorry, you have to leave that in the car :lol:

Mirrors, used to get hours of giggles watching a certain type guy watch himself in the mirror whilst fucking me, completely oblivious to the fact that I could see him admiring himself. Men who watch themselves in mirrors pull porn faces too when they do different moves, I think they are turned on more by their own selves sometimes.

Mirrors, I never catch myself at a good angle and always end up thinking OMF GAWD
 
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There is nothing more infuriating that a WG who insists on keeping her `phone switched on. I had one punt where I estimated that almost a half of the 2 hours I paid for was spent by her answering calls or texts - "Oh, sorry, I MUST take this call, I`ve been waiting for it", and "I have to take this, it`s the guy coming later today". On another ocasi0n the WG.`s boyfriend had broken down in his car and was demanding she went immediately to fetch him. Of course, no refund was ever offered.
 
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The phone thing is just rude on any level

If I done it at work I'd get bollocked

If I kept going to my phone whilst with friends and family I'd get bollocked
 
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Never once been to an escort who had her phone out during the punt fortunately - if it happened would it be rude of me to politely take it off her and throw it at the wall so it smashes into smithereens? Just asking? :unknown:

I think the only thing I really hate about punting is it's too expensive (and time-consuming) to do it every day. Twice a day.

Sorry Coma my furry friend but mirrors are one of my favourite things. I have them in almost every room in the house and when it's punt time I even move them to give better angles. It's like watching porn and being in the porn all at the same time! I'm planning to get a full height/length wall mirror to go next to the bed over the next few weeks.
 
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To be honest I don't think punting is meant to be every day, occasional treat

If I done it more than I did pretty sure I'd get bored pretty quickly , I have very short attention span
 
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Every day is probably pushing it - I did 9 punts (12 girls) over just over two weeks last Christmas and had a blast - including punting four days in a row, then a day off, then three days in a row - 7 in 8 days. Frankly I highly recommend it even if you only try it once in your life. Definitely no sign of boredom although my punting fitness did start to let me down which is why I had to take the odd break here and there to recover.

** Sorry really don't mean to sound like I'm boasting!!!
 
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Never once been to an escort who had her phone out during the punt fortunately - if it happened would it be rude of me to politely take it off her and throw it at the wall so it smashes into smithereens? Just asking? :unknown:

I think the only thing I really hate about punting is it's too expensive (and time-consuming) to do it every day. Twice a day.

Sorry Coma my furry friend but mirrors are one of my favourite things. I have them in almost every room in the house and when it's punt time I even move them to give better angles. It's like watching porn and being in the porn all at the same time! I'm planning to get a full height/length wall mirror to go next to the bed over the next few weeks.
Well you could just try asking her to turn it up off first,;) though of course it shouldn't be on in the first place, or on silent not disturbing you.
 
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Every day is probably pushing it - I did 9 punts (12 girls) over just over two weeks last Christmas and had a blast - including punting four days in a row, then a day off, then three days in a row - 7 in 8 days. Frankly I highly recommend it even if you only try it once in your life. Definitely no sign of boredom although my punting fitness did start to let me down which is why I had to take the odd break here and there to recover.

** Sorry really don't mean to sound like I'm boasting!!!
I have punted 7 days a week on occasion and know a few other punters who punt 4-6 days a week most weeks. For ME it gets too routine after a while and even naked WGs aren't that exciting, obviously that's a very clear sign of punting too much.
 
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I have punted 7 days a week on occasion and know a few other punters who punt 4-6 days a week most weeks. For ME it gets too routine after a while and even naked WGs aren't that exciting, obviously that's a very clear sign of punting too much.
Over Christmas I was doing very specific role plays / ticking items off my sexual bucket list and interspersing duos with more vanilla GFE punts - mixing it up definitely made it more interesting. Wish I had the budget to see how far I could push it and not get bored. :D
 
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Mirrors - giant fucking mirrors the only benefit being as ugly as me is I don't have to look at me, I generally feel bad for the wg looking at me once let alone three angles
Then you go plonk a giant mirror a foot away

Mirrors are only Good for saying candyman and yak impressions
I love mirrors..anyone who ever had the joy of seeing a lady in London Street Sauna and Blair Street Sauna in Edinburgh will know that the rooms are fully mirrored including the ceiling!!
This was particularly wonderful during a duo I may add...although watching your reflection during doggy style is perhaps not for the faint hearted!
 
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I like mirrors too, sandys in Manchester has them on the ceiling and it's great to watch a girl go down on you from above. Not so great when I see myself though
 
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I like mirrors - But I absolutely HATE IT if a wg goes anywhere near her phone during the punt. Turn it to silent/off when I arrive and do not look at it again until I go for a shower or get dressed. I can guarantee a negative review if the wg reads a text, replies to a text or answers a phone call at any time from the moment I pay my money until my dick is back inside my pants! :mad:
 
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There is nothing more infuriating that a WG who insists on keeping her `phone switched on. I had one punt where I estimated that almost a half of the 2 hours I paid for was spent by her answering calls or texts - "Oh, sorry, I MUST take this call, I`ve been waiting for it", and "I have to take this, it`s the guy coming later today". On another ocasi0n the WG.`s boyfriend had broken down in his car and was demanding she went immediately to fetch him. Of course, no refund was ever offered.
I read a review on UKP when the girl was texting away while he was banging away in doggy!! he didn't seem to mind though - strange boy.
 
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Phones bring used are just a no no. Once had it where mid bj a girl took a call from her child and simply changed to wanking me off while she talked. Never went back.
 
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OK I'm going to get serious for a minute after what happened to one of my favourites this week.

What I really hate are those fuckwits, timewasters, fantasists, boundary pushers, would-be barebackers and other assorted nob ends who can make escorts' lives a misery and spoil things for the rest of us.

The would-be new Marty McFly, if you're reading this you know who you are.
 
#28
I did have a wg jump off my dick to take in a parcel at the door. That did amuse me and we all know what a pain in the arse a missed delivery is, so no problem with that.

Just don't touch the phone!!
 
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It's only happened once but having my booking moved so the escort could fit in another client (presumed he wanted a longer evening session than I had booked), really peeved me off as had to swap all my plans around for the day.
 
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oh no fair! I love been had bent over in the mirror
the passion!!

blow jobs and facials when you cant see directly down but see in the mirror as I lick your balls

I thought mirrors was a must !

phone sorry not allowed in the bedroom
on silent in the kitchen
really frustrating trying to explain to the next gent, that the reason why I didn't text back to
the "u free bbe?" and the " ?????" two seconds after was
because I was sucking dick! and its very rude to text and suck!
 
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OK I'm going to get serious for a minute after what happened to one of my favourites this week.

What I really hate are those fuckwits, timewasters, fantasists, boundary pushers, would-be barebackers and other assorted nob ends who can make escorts' lives a misery and spoil things for the rest of us.

The would-be new Marty McFly, if you're reading this you know who you are.
More importantly, we now know how we can find out who you are!
 
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Girls phone went off during a booking once. She apologised and jumped up to turn it off. I told her to answer it, then went down on her. It was funny watching her face whilst trying not to let any moans and groans out or laugh. She was talking to a guy who wanted to make a booking so was trying to be all flirty and professional. She got an A for effort.
She fucked me senseless when she got off the phone for teasing her.
Love girls with a sense of humour :D;)
 
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